Jokes Please

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    [QUOTE]the sillier the better. I plan to tell my Dad, so please keep them mostly clean.
    Posted by Corporate-Hippie-Chick[/QUOTE]

    One day a college professor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand.

    After a minute a young man stood up.

    The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron.

    The kid replied, 'No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself'.

     
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    I like animal jokes too:

    A father and baby polar bear were walking across the ice when the baby polar bear said to his dad "Dad, am I part panda bear?"

    "No", replied his dad. "Well then, am I part brown bear?" Again his dad said no.

    A short time later the baby bear asked again, "Dad, maybe I'm part koala bear?" The father getting annoyed said, "look son, I'm a polar bear, your mums a polar bear.
    Why on earth do you keep asking for?!"

    "Because," the baby bear said, "I'm Bloody Freezing!"

     

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