Love Letters Vocabulary

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    Love Letters Vocabulary

    Let's start assembling our very own LL dictionary shall we?  I'll start with a few gems:

    Animal Tuition - When your cat senses the imminent arrival of the vacuum cleaner (Jim2E)

    Lamence Terms - Someone so lame that the concept has to be S-P-E-L-L-E-D out to them (Jim2E)

    JuiceBox - polite euphemism for scumb@g (Alice)

    Taco - I'll let PC and Jeepers post this definition. 

    Add more as you think of them, and think back to the old days as well.
     
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    This is awesome!

    ta·co

    "taco pronunciation"  [tah-koh; Sp. tah-kaw]
    –noun, plural -cos [-kohz; Sp. -kaws]

    An alternative term to the often mis-used and over played term for oral pleasure, 'Grilled Cheese', popularized by Meredith Goldstein. Often associated with generous portions of meat and cheese.  Interchangeable for gender designation.

    Useage - Taco Time.  eating/sharing tacos.  69 cent special.  drive-thru window.

     
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    Plutonic - plutonic [pluːˈtɒnɪk]
    adj
    (Earth Sciences / Geological Science) (of igneous rocks) derived from magma that has cooled and solidified below the surface of the earth

    slang
    (Jim2E Derivation) (of LL blogdom) strong feelings of arousal for unintended recipient; usually unrequited
    see also: platonic free from physical love
     
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    Paranalysis - Braincramps, due to over-thinking life's little problems, i.e. "He developed paranalysis while considering whether to ask her out to Chuck-e-Cheese or Kowloon's"
     
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    Nether-Jugs - a horse with breast augmentation - SyrianBeautyQueen
     
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    Pubic Forum - Similar to a public forum, but hairier. First Cocktail My Trwat - An expression used by a female to entice a romantic interest to join her for a drink.
    Posted by JohnCocktosten


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Acctually speaking of Pubic Forums.. where is HobokenHockeyGuy?

    " I agree this IS a pubic forum"

    oh my god I am dying right now. hahahaha
     
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    major suckage [mey-jer suhk-eyj]

    def: a highly elevated level of suckiness.

    Ex:  "Dude!  That was, like, major suckage that you didn't pass that test!"
     
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    HHG 'died,' M.  Apparently, whoever he was retired him.

    Jack; Person with whom you have had a long, stormy, tumultuous, car-accident fascinating, totally irresistable bad idea relationship, and who won't go away, thus frequently tempting you to repeat the bad idea.
     
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    Pubic Forum - Similar to a public forum, but hairier. First Cocktail My Trwat - An expression used by a female to entice a romantic interest to join her for a drink.
    Posted by JohnCocktosten


    leave it up to me... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    FIRST M - No one will ever know what this means because it was never finished.
     
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    FIRST M - No one will ever know what this means because it was never finished.
    Posted by Michelle-


    How about this little gem?


    This is for TheRealJBar
     
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    burrito
     
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    Ooh, what about the girl that wrote in and said her boyfriend was a Fetus Face?  Remember her?  Early early letter?  What does Fetus Face mean?  Anyone?
     
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    JBar, would that possibly mean he had such a young looking face it looked like fresh outta the womb?... possibly?... i dont know.
     
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    Or it looked smashed and red and wrinkled and like he had been sleeping squashed into a tiny space for months?
     
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    Man Up

    Attributed to McBostonRob.  Originally meant as a suggestion to act like a man and do the right thing, but quickly subverted by the LL crowd to suggest a certain state of *ahem* arousal.

    From Gym Guy Letter 6/24/10
    http://www.boston.com/lifestyle/relationships/blog/2010/06/falling_for_the_gym_friend.html?comments=all&plckCurrentPage=17
     
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    Man Up Attributed to McBostonRob.  Originally meant as a suggestion to act like a man and do the right thing, but quickly subverted by the LL crowd to suggest a certain state of *ahem* arousal.
    Posted by PowerCord



    So what else is new?  ;-)
     
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    Pony Loaf?  Smashy, care to do the honors?
     
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    I'm still smirking about PC's definition. Where exactly is this drive-thru window?

    Kidding.  Actually I haven't a clue to what you're talking about.

     
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    quickly subverted by the LL crowd
    Posted by PowerCord


    Nothing like a bunch of subversives giving advice to the lovelorn.

    Bwahahahahahaha!
     
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    Back door (rear entry)
    EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
     
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    Pitchfork butt (noun) (phrase coined by diamondgirl)

    Definition:  a perforated behind after being stabbed repeatedly by commenters on the Love Letters blog as a result of writing in and saying you cheated on your spouse (or were the Other Woman and caused the cheating of said spouse on their spouse!)
     
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