Anyone else look at this?
This has to be a mix of the most ridiculous and most hilarious mess of dating advice I've seen.
1. Check out #5, which contains this chestnut: "Just don’t initiate a text or a call ever". As a guy, that'd be one way to drive me off. You're never going to call me, ever, unless you're returning my call? Way to treat someone well.
2. #6: "If ... he’s not planning head and dinners are turning into a quick drink at the local bar, you need to re-evaluate and weed out who is going to be a waste of time." (emphasis mine). So, I guess not planning head was where I went wrong all those years.... Or maybe the Globe just needs some editors that can read.
3. #9 says "Don't have sex too soon". #11 has a photo with the *ahem* "lady" apparently showing off just what kind of positions she can do. Maybe that's OK, as long as you don't do them too soon?