My Very Own Caption Thread

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    "I thought they would make the CUTS sas small as possible!"

    I would like to fix the spelling error in this submission.
     
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    "I've enjoyed reading your email."
     
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    "ARE YOU A GOD?"
     
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    "When I ordered the twin lobsters, I didn't think I'd get your brothers!!"
     
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    "Mr. Lobster I hope you're not heartbroken by my dinner - after all there's millions of other fish in the sea!!!"
     
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    Once again I am disgusted. I got two captions printed but DID NOT WIN. These were awesome works if art:

    These waiters are getting rather snappy. 
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy

    Do I have to tip you by the pound? 
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy

    WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO? Look at this ridiculous "winner" picked by the Globe:

    I kind of had my heart set on lobster but I'll go with your recommendation. 
    John Hart, Hanover

    He used his own NAME in the caption! What am I supposed to do, work the word "Martinelli" into the caption? Ask the waiter for some johnnie cakes?? I don't understand. Well, at least I got in one more caption than The Quincy Pretender:

    If you've become my waiter, I don't want to know what's become my dinner. 
    Howard Levenson, Quincy

    And here's the rest of them, they're all pretty lousy:

    Not wanting to cook the 27 pound lobster from Maine, Legal put it to work instead. 
    Ed Kotzen, Pepperell

    Anything in the crustacean family would be fine...not your family, of course. 
    Scott Tredwell, Advance, N.C

    As long as it is nobody you know. 
    Chris Johnson, Abington

    I swear I only come here for the pasta and rolls! 
    Rick Kaufman, Dover, N.H.

    No need to be that fresh with me! 
    Donal Waide, Somerville

    If the cook's under that cover, I'm running out the door. 
    Greg, Conley

     
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    Here's this week's cartoon:

     
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    What is Shaughnessy complaining about now?
     
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    HAHAAHAHAHAHA

    I have nothing, absolutely nothing better than what Pere said.

     
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    I <3 you choppy. :)
     

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