My Very Own Caption Thread

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    Once again I was robbed and my awesome caption did not win:

    He says he's from the "Tee hee hee party," Mayor Menino. 
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy

    It doesn't get any better than that. My friend Sully says that I have a real talent and I should get together with him when he does his caricatures at craft fairs.  Or maybe a medieval faire or two, that would be a cash cow.  MOOOO!

    Here's the other guys:

    Mayor, your elocution coach is here. 
    Scott Tredwell, Advance, NC

    No, the Mayor doesn't need any court jesters, he already has the City Council. 
    Bernie Kansky, Needham

    How did you even get by security at the entrance? 
    Bernie Kansky, Needham

    You're just in time for the city budget meeting. The witch doctor, sorcerer, and palm reader are already inside. 
    George Graf, Palmyra, VA

    No, I don't think he'll find your "marbles" joke funny. 
    Jimmy Barvick, Arlington

    Your press secretary is here. 
    Jack Callahan, Beverly

    I'm sorry, but the Mayor says he already has enough jokers on his staff. 
    Jill Ryan, Gloucester

    Mayor, your new budget director is here. 
    Dennis Fonseca, East Sandwich

    WINNER?????
    Sir, there is a gentlemen here from New York who says he is here to collect on a Super Bowl bet. 
    Bill Taupier, Melrose



     
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    Here's this week's cartoon:


    I used to take a small bus to school, but I don't think they'd like any captions about that.  Maybe a gorilla on the bus for John Dennis and Gerry Callahan? Those guys are funny but the walls of my building makes the signal come in all fuzzy. Oh, I've got it!!!

    "The seating is crowded but the mileage is fantastic."

    or

    "I hear they're changing the logo to a lowercase t."

    YEAH YEAH YEAH! Johnnietime
     
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    How did you even get by security at the entrance?  Bernie Kansky, Needham This might be the worst caption in history
     
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    "did we grow bigger or is that bus really small?"
     
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    "hey at least we all have mouths this week. Somethings missing.... Oh! the giant heads and where is that tree growing from"
     
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    "That's nothin', they just gave the commuter rail contract to Lionel!"

    WOOO WOOO

     
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    Johnnie "No-Neck" Martinelli
     
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    Spring Training already?
     
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    "Finally government is doing something for the little people!"
     
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    I am without laptop, or else I would be contriboooting.  Maybe I'll start when I get my new laptop from the new job.
     
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    I don't know what I have to do, these guys at the Globe keep on giving me second place when I give them gold medal material. Here's my caption:

    When you said the bus will be here "shortly" I didn't expect this. 
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy

    THAT is what captioning is all about. And I should know.  This one was named "the winner" but I think we all know what's going on here. The liberal Globe wants to spread around the victories to as many people as possible so they can be all socialist.  Why can't they just be American and recognize THE BEST?

    Instead of the fare hike, they downsized to "Match Box Transit Authority." 
    Sidra Coleman, Nahant

    I looked it up, and Matchbox is all one word when you're talking about cars. So their whole MBTA theme is totally blown up. Earth to Globe, it's just not right what you're doing. These other ones were ok but not really up to par:

    I know the T was talking about downsizing, but this is ridiculous. 
    Steven Hoffman, Newton

    At least it's on time. 
    Joseph Parzel, Boston

    I thought they said they would make the CUTS as small as possible. 
    Chris Burns, North Andover

    Maybe a fare increase would have been a better alternative after all. 
    Edgar Dworsky, Somerville

    I think I'll just walk. 
    Margaret A. Flynn, Framingham

    Not only is the T cutting services but it is also cutting the size of the fleet, literally, by having Tonka manage it. 
    Marc Belanger, Shrewsbury

    That's just the first part of the bus driver training program - remote control. 
    Kathleen Schardin, Andover

    It's bad enough sharing the subway with rats. But giving them their own bus line... 
    John Nitzke, Acton

     



     
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    Here's this week's cartoon, I will dedicate myself to captioning with excellence and continue to provide my audience with the high-quality captions they have come to expect and deserve, regardless of what the Globe commies say:

     
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    Johnny, you got jobbed

    I like your material much better. Shoulda won IMO

    Is there a prize for first place? What is it?'

    ETA: Even though you lost, at least you have the satisfaction of knowing you are probably way better looking than the winner:)

    Peace
     

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