My Very Own Caption Thread

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    WELL THEY FINALLY DID THE RIGHT THING

    Those geniouses at the Globe made my caption the Grand Champion of the captioning universe.

    WinnerCan you tell me how I get to Watertown? 
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy

    And no, I have no idea how to get to Watertown, I can take the bus to Weymouth though.  And I even got a second caption in the runners-up:

    Make way for hallucinations. 
    Johnnie Martinelli, Quincy

    One time I ate Dinty Moore Beef Stew from a dented can, and boy did I see hallucinations!! No ducks though but I am pretty sure the cops showed up (I was wacko!).  

    It is kinda weird that the same people win every week! That other guy from Quincy (I tried "Quack-zy" but it didn't work LOLOL) got his printed again:

    If I make way, will they lead me to water? 
    Howard Levenson, Quincy

    Call me when you get a winner, Howard! By then I might even have my own phone. 

    Oh, and Mr. Ache Not, this is not my first winning caption, but they have robbed me of several more deserved titles.  Just look at this week's winner, that is talent that cannot be denied.

    Here's next week's cartoon. GOOD LUCK, SUCKERS!!!

     
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    Just what I would expect from this liberal rag, a cartoon that mocks an important Biblical event, the military, and the Constitution of the United States all at the same time. My caption entry is "You will all burn endlessly while submerged in a river of boiling blood harvested from liberal harlots who killed their babies in the womb."

    Vote Santorum '12!

    Thanks, 

    Rick
     
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    "Well, I guess MetCo accepts anyone these days"
     
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    "The ConstiZOOtion"
     
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    [QUOTE]By the way, I actually thought that Johnnie's winning caption was somewhat creative. Which made me a bit sad.
    Posted by Josh Fenderman[/QUOTE]

    At least it was gramatically awful.
     
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    "Wow I heard BAWWWSTIN was rainy but this is ridiculous!!!!!!"
     
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    [QUOTE] Oh, and Mr. Ache Not, this is not my first winning caption, but they have robbed me of several more deserved titles.  Just look at this week's winner, that is talent that cannot be denied. Here's next week's cartoon. GOOD LUCK, SUCKERS!!!
    Posted by Johnnie Martinelli from Quincy[/QUOTE]

    Johnnie, way to go!

    Finally the idiots at the Globe are waking up to the fact that you are more than just a pretty face

    Glad youre being recognized now for your talent and not just for your good looks

    So did you win a prize or something?
     
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