Post your real fake entries to Meredith's contest

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    Post your real fake entries to Meredith's contest

    Have at it!

    Here are the rules: 


     
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    Re: Post your real fake entries to Meredith's contest

    What are we supposed to write about?
     
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    Re: Post your real fake entries to Meredith's contest

    Porkshop, the information is in the Rules. Here:

    2. HOW TO ENTER. Complete an official entry form by following the on-screen instructions at www.boston.com/loveletters ("Contest Site") and upload an essay (150 words or less) about an experience you have had as a single person attending a wedding and follow the on-screen instructions to submit an "Entry". 
     
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    Thanks, Smarties.
     
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    Doesn't look good for us:
    CAUTION: ANY ATTEMPT TO DELIBERATELY DAMAGE THE WEBSITE OR UNDERMINE THE LEGITIMATE OPERATION OF THE CONTEST MAY BE IN VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS AND SHOULD SUCH AN ATTEMPT BE MADE, SPONSOR RESERVES THE RIGHT TO SEEK DAMAGES AND OTHER REMEDIES (INCLUDING ATTORNEYS' FEES) FROM ANY SUCH INDIVIDUAL TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW, INCLUDING CRIMINAL PROSECUTION.
     
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    I got arrested at a wedding - maybe I should enter that experience.
     
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    Does my being single at my own wedding with a little one in my tummy count as being single at a wedding?
     
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    That seems awfully,,,, serious
     
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    I accidentally a wedding. The end.
     
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    I got arrested at a wedding - maybe I should enter that experience.
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    Re: Post your real fake entries to Meredith's contest

    I remember being at a wedding once where one of the readings, straight out of the Bible, included why God is against divorce, sandwiched right inbetween two trite readings from 1 Corinthians.  This of course was after the groom's mother tripped up the stairs at the altar.  After the ceremony was over, the organist played the wedding march in varying incorrect keys.

    We didn't know anyone at the wedding - the only other people knew bailed, wisely.  We were sit at the misfit table with two other complete weirdos who quite loudly lamented the fact that they were sitting with us.

    I don't remember much of the rest of the night, but I remember talking to the father of the bride at the pissers, and mentioning the quality of the readings during the service (positively, of course).  He muttered some obscenities and said he had to "take care of some bad attitudes out there".

    Weird.
     
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    Christ, weddings are just horrible.
     
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    Real life wedding vows intoned by a mildly inebriated Jesuit:

    "in sickness and in death..."
     
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    I was delivered in the back of a police cruiser to a Jugalo wedding once.
     
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