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    The Flirting, Potty Humor and Sex Talk Blog

    I'll start....

    Doo-doo.
     
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    ::::runs through Kap'n's thread flashing da boobies:::::
     
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    P0000000000000000P
     
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    Whitty!!

    So nice to see you!

    Nice TA-TA's...
     
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    #BEEEEEELLLLLCH#

    Yuk, paper towel anyone?
     
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    Caca
     
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    I hope Seebz comes in and rips one.
     
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    RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!

     
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    So, the two whiskey bender, combined with my breakfast of hot wings and chili, is starting to catch up to me.

    I'm percolating pretty good here...
     
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    Uh, that should read two day whiskey bender. I would never drink two whiskeys. There's no point to that at all.
     
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    Whitty!! So nice to see you! Nice TA-TA's...
    Posted by kaptainfriday



    Thanks!  And I'm still wearing the regular bra.  Not a push-up. The ol' girls aren't doing *too* badly for their age.  

    Umm....could someone open a window?  The rumblies from Kaptain's tumbly are making "Mighty Noises" - we might want to be prepared.
     
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    And pssstttt....Kap'n - you can edit your posts in the forums, you know.
     
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    In Response to Re: The Flirting, Potty Humor and Sex Talk Blog:
    In Response to Re: The Flirting, Potty Humor and Sex Talk Blog : Thanks!  And I'm still wearing the regular bra.  Not a push-up. The ol' girls aren't doing *too* badly for their age.   Umm....could someone open a window?  The rumblies from Kaptain's tumbly are making "Mighty Noises" - we might want to be prepared.
    Posted by LWhitt58



    Pictures, or it isn't true.
     
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    PUDDING SHOTS
     
    General Ingredients

    1 (3 1/2 ounce) package instant chocolate pudding mix
    3/4 cup milk
    1/4 cup vodka
    1/2 cup irish cream
    8 ounces extra creamy Cool Whip

    Add pudding to milk, stir. Add booze, stir. Last, whip in whip cream.

    Once you are done, scoop into a lrg ziplock baggie, cut out the corner
    and squeeze into container. Best if kept in freezer or cooler on the
    road.

    Now, the above is the general recipe. But this is how we make them
    fun:

    Strawberry Cheesecake Pudding Shots
    1 pkg of instant Cheesecake pudding
    3/4 c milk
    1/4 c Strawberry Pucker
    ½ c Tequila Rose
    8 oz Extra creamy whip cream

    Cookies & Cream Pudding Shots
    1 pkg of Oreo pudding
    3/4 c milk
    1/4 c Vanilla vodka
    ½ c Creme de Coco
    8 oz Extra creamy whip cream

    Butterscotch Pudding Shots
    1 pkg of Butterscotch pudding
    3/4 c milk
    1/4 c Vanilla vodka
    ½ Buttershots
    8 oz Extra creamy whip cream

    Vanilla or Chocolate Mint Pudding Shots
    1 pkg of vanilla (or chocolate) pudding
    3/4 milk
    1/4c Vanilla vodka
    ½ Creme de Mint
    8 oz Extra creamy whip cream (I added chopped up mints)

    Key Lime Pudding Shots
    1 pkg lemon pudding mix
    1 cup milk
    1/2 cup lime flavored Vodka
    1/16 cup Frangelico
    dash of lime juice
    8 oz pkg Extra creamy Cool Whip
    dash of green food color

    You get the idea, you can be creative!!

    Enjoy, there is NO TURNING BACK TO JELLO
     
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    my personal favorite:

    Drunkinʼ Mousse shots:

    1 large box instant chocolate pudding mix

    ʽ3/4 cup of milk

    ʽ1/4 cup of vodka

    ʽ1/4 cup of Kahlua

    ʽ1/2 cup of Baileys

    Mix well then fold in 12 oz cool whip

     
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    I realize there is a multitude of editing options here and I have no clue how to work them.

    Now if you don't mind, I'm going to blow my nose on my sleeve.
     
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    In Response to Re: The Flirting, Potty Humor and Sex Talk Blog : Thanks!  And I'm still wearing the regular bra.  Not a push-up. The ol' girls aren't doing *too* badly for their age.   Umm....could someone open a window?  The rumblies from Kaptain's tumbly are making "Mighty Noises" - we might want to be prepared.
    Posted by LWhitt58

    Pictures, or it isn't true.
    Posted by geoffmc4



    You want pictures of Kaptain fahhhhhhting?  Eww.  Gross.
     
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    In Response to Re: The Flirting, Potty Humor and Sex Talk Blog : You want pictures of Kaptain fahhhhhhting?  Eww.  Gross.
    Posted by LWhitt58

    No we need pictures of you with bra and sans bra so we can really understand what you are talking about. 

     
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    In Response to Re: The Flirting, Potty Humor and Sex Talk Blog : No we need pictures of you with bra and sans bra so we can really understand what you are talking about. 
    Posted by bzorn22




    Exactly.....
     
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    *peeks in...sees NO flirting or sextalk...*

    (rolls eyes & leaves)
     
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    Oh, I'm sure you understand perfectly, bzorn.  Your mama didn't raise no fool.  Nor did mine.  :-)

    But valiant tag-team effort from both you and Geoff.
     
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    Thank you, suig.

    I'm rather disappointed myself.

    So, How YOU doin'?
     
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    wow, its stanky in here! who FAHHHHHHTED?
     
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    wow, its stanky in here! who FAHHHHHHTED?
    Posted by backbaybabe



    This isn't flirting?
    I never did get the hang of that.
     
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