Re: The Official LL "Where Did My Butt Go?" Thread
posted at 2/25/2012 2:02 PM EST
Never looked in on this thread before. Always thought from the title that it was a thread about getting drunk and stupid, ie, "I got so sh*tfaced the other night, I misplaced my butt! Where did my butt go??"
That sort of thing
Kinda disappointed to find out it's about something more mundane like tracking weight loss
No offense, but watching a bunch of fat people sit around and discuss their triumphs/failures/struggles/frustrations et al regarding their attempts to lose weight is really boring
But as long as I am here, this is my story:
I have never been overweight before
Not even for a single day in my entire life
I eat whatever I want and never gain an ounce
I weighed 175 pounds in high school, and I weigh 175 now
If anything, I have trouble maintaining weight. Sometimes if I skip just one meal, I will suddenly drop 5-6 pounds, and I will have to compensate for that by purposely overeating during my next meal. Today, for instance, I'm working through lunch, so tonight I will probably have to eat 3-4 whole pizzas just to regain any lbs I lost during the day
My personal opinion is that fat people dont need nutritionists or dieticians or WeightWatchers. All you folks need is to stop making excuses and to exercise a little self ontrol at the dinner table. Simple as that. Discipline is a virtue
Be like my dog, William. He is a very disciplined eater. When I put too much food in his bowl, he will stare up at me with a look as if to say, "Hey, Wildo! What are you doing? I dont need this much food. Please take some of it away. How am I ever going to achieve 3% body fat like you, if you keep feeding me like a blubbo?"
Amazing how much he can communicate to me with just that one look, huh?
And believe it or not, he refuses to eat until I remove the excess food from his bowl
Here is a picture of him:
Look at how lean he is. Isnt he handsome?
Well, good luck to all of you. I hope you reach your weight loss goals
Peace and Love