Dear Roy,

When Wildo asked me to come up with a "happy, little song" for RoyGBiv Appreciation Day, I balked at first, because putting together a song for a special occasion (especially one as special as the RGBAD) isnt easy

But for Wildo, I will do anything

Hope you enjoy it. Happy Biv Day:)

Sincerely,
KP



To "I Kissed a Girl"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X024NEsDyC8

I kissed a butt, and I liked it
The taste of that chocolate chapstick
I kissed a butt, and it's neat-o
Really turns on my libido
It feels so wrong
It feels so right
Maybe I'll slurp you tonight
I kissed a butt, and I liked it
I liked it...

Oh, RoyG is my name
I'm quite a dandy
Kissing bum, yo, is my game
Mmmm, taste like candy
It aint what "nice boys" do
But hey now, I'm still nice
I'll kiss it good for you
Dont need to ask twice!

I kissed a butt, and I liked it
The taste of that chocolate chapstick
I kissed a butt, and it's neat-o
Really turns on my libido
It feels so wrong
It feels so right
Think I'll SGH tonight
I kissed a butt, and I liked it
I liked it...