RGBAD Official Song Nominee No. 2

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    RGBAD Official Song Nominee No. 2

    Title: Big Dumb Biv
    Song parodied: Big Bad John
    Original artist: Jimmy Dean
    Youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx59fmP7jYE



    He'd show up each day here on the board
    Yapping like a dumb lil coonhound, oh Lord
    He made some friends who were witless and dim
    But none were any more witless than him, RoyBiv

    (RoyBiv)
    (RoyBiv)
    Big dumb Biv
    (RoyBiv)

    Now he had no power, so he thought it'd be smart
    To suck up to trolls here right from the start
    He's a born brown noser, or so they say
    Just the way he rolls, he was built that way, RoyBiv

    (RoyBiv)
    (RoyBiv)
    Big dumb Biv
    (RoyBiv)

    Then one afternoon I was minding my biz
    When Farty declared, he a curveball wiz
    Roy just laughed and called him a fool
    Then targeted Farty for some ridicule
    But Farty who never ever lacked for nerve
    Challenged Biv to try and hit that curve
    And before Roy knew it, he accepted the dare
    With those famous last words "anytime/anywhere" ~ RoyBiv

    (RoyBiv)
    (RoyBiv)
    Big dumb Biv
    (RoyBiv)

    Now on that day when The Challenge went down
    Roy arrived, but he was wearin' a frown
    He hadnt faced pitching in many a year
    And that played on his mind...gave him something to fear
    So in that moment when he stepped to the plate
    Feeling afraid and awaiting his fate
    He knew right then that he had no hance
    And the thought of that curve made him mess his pants ~ RoyBiv

    (RoyBiv)
    (RoyBiv)
    Big dumb Biv
    (RoyBiv)

    Yeah, Farty didnt even have to throw pitch one
    Before Biv exploded like a sonofagun
    His "stuff" went flyin' all over the field
    Roy tried to suppress, but it just wouldnt yield
    I could hardly believe right before my eyes
    The grass turned green from the Biv fertilize
    I shoulda felt sorry for poor ol' Biv
    But I was laughing too hard. Swear as I live ~ RoyBiv

    (RoyBiv)
    (RoyBiv)
    Big dumb Biv
    (RoyBiv)

    Now years gone by since the story's first told
    And I'll tell it again. It'll never grow old
    We all love Roy, but I'm his biggest fan
    Yup, He's m'boy...he da man, RoyBiv

    (RoyBiv)
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    Big dumb Biv
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    Re: RGBAD Official Song Nominee No. 2

    Just one question,  who is Roy Biv?   Maybe it's none of my business,  just curious.   If this is some kind of a code thing,  ignore me,  I understand.  Have you heard any more about the pay to use thing?    Might be a good way to weed out the riff- raff.
     
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    Re: RGBAD Official Song Nominee No. 2

    In Response to Re: RGBAD Official Song Nominee No. 2:
    [QUOTE]Just one question,  who is Roy Biv?   Maybe it's none of my business,  just curious.   If this is some kind of a code thing,  ignore me,  I understand.  Have you heard any more about the pay to use thing?    Might be a good way to weed out the riff- raff.
    Posted by Robin39[/QUOTE]

    RoyGBiv is a former board regular known primarily for exhibiting the most embarassing and unmanly kinds of obsequious behaviors

    As a result of his toadyism, he became a mock folk hero to some of us here, and for the past 3 years now, I have held a day in his honor

    Have heard nothing more about the pay-for thing. Hope I'm wrong about it
     

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