The BFF

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    The BFF

    Hi, gang. Wildo here with another great announcement for you wonderful people

    The innaugural RoyGBiv Winter Freak Festival, aka the Biv Freak Fest or the BFF, will be taking place here on Saturday, January 7, 2012. It promises to be a fun event, so if you would like to participate in it, we'd love to have you. Simply log-in to this message board that day and post a Happy Little Song (HLS) and/or other appropriate Biv-related material. Or if you would prefer instead simply to stop by, say hi, and wish Roy a happy BFF, that's okay too

    Legit screen names only though please. Sock puppet usage, strictly prohibited. (YOB and trumpet, that means you...)

    Q: Why do we need a BFF when we have the hugely successful RGBAD already in place?
    A: Dumb question. (Glad I thought of it). It's like asking why professional golf stages a British Open every year when it already has The Masters. Well, duh!

    Fact: RoyGBiv is still a beloved figure around here (more popular than ever too thanks to me), and holding only one celebration for him per year proved inadequate. Thus the BFF was born

    The real question you all need to be asking is why we limit ourselves to just two major Biv events every year. Pro golf has four majors. Tennis does too. Doesnt our great friend, RGB, deserve four major wingdings of his own? Hmmm...

    That's a question for another day, but something all you great Roy Fanatics around the world need to be thinking about as Biv Year 2012 draws near

    Well, that's it for now. Thank you for your time. Hope to see you all at the Freak Fest:)

    I leave you today with a HLS that I'm sure you will all enjoy. Please help sing it with me, wont you?

    If youre happy, and you feel it
    Say 'Roy Biv' (ROY BIV!)
    If youre happy, and you feel it
    Say 'Roy Biv' (ROY BIV!)
    If youre happy, and you feel it
    Wave your freak flag, dont conceal it
    If youre happy, and you feel it
    Say 'Roy Biv' (ROY BIV!)

    Yayaya!
     
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    Wildo's BFF Guarantee:


    FIVE!
    FIVE FREAKY!
    FIVE FREAKY BIV SONGS!



    FIVE!
    FIVE FREAKY!
    FIVE FREAKY BIV SONGS!



    FIVE!
    FIVE FREAKY!
    FIVE FREAKY BIV SONGS



    FIVE!
    FIVE FREAKY!
    FIVE FREAKY BIV SONGS!
     
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    There once was a poster named Ache Who had numerous names for Gods sake! Wildo, Achenot and RoyGBiv Want to call him Sybil but live and let live He is now in charge of Biv Freak Fest I am looking forward to his newest quest But BFF is the wrong choice of words Because he can be mean and self absorbed But in the end I love his wit And my passion for writing he has lit I am not witty like my friend Ache And posting this may be a mistake But in the end, no matter what I have RoyGBiv and the ribbing I'll take So in the end my wishes to you Biv Freak Fest continues to rule.
     
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    Well Done Amber
     
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    Icer, never imagined you on here! Ache has more CC lurkers than he knows : ) Thank you for the compliment but I know Ache will be my harshest judge and I welcome it. He truly is brilliant at writing. If you tell him I said that I will deny it.
     
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    Ache hope I didn't ruin this thread for you. Start a new one if necessary. Call that one "Amberlina almost ruined RoyGBiv Freak Fest" and I will hang my head in shame and go away..
     
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    In Response to Re: The BFF:
    [QUOTE]There once was a poster named Ache Who had numerous names for Gods sake! Wildo, Achenot and RoyGBiv Want to call him Sybil but live and let live
    Posted by ambergirl[/QUOTE]


    Ummm, I'm not RoyGBiv. Whatever gave you that idea? Nuttiest thing I ever heard of. Who put it in your head anyway? tt? She seems full of nutty ideas lately...

    And BFF is the perfect name for this newest Biv wingding. It stands for Biv Freak Fest and Best Friend Forever, which Biv is...to me and anyone who ever had the pleasure to know him here. He was a great guy. Still is. I say that he is dumb, but he is actually rather bright. He just has this one tiny little flaw (he is a big brown nose freak) that I cant help myself kidding him about. Ive tried to stop, but I cant do it

    PS Thank you for your message. Nicely done. But wasnt it just yesterday that you resolved never to step foot in this section of the board? Or to even look in on it again? I know resolutions are made to be broken, but this fast??

    Oh, well

    Peace & Love

    Enjoy the Fest. It should be great...
     
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    Forgive me for the misunderstanding on Roy. I should have known it wasn't you. Senior moment. Yes I swore to never dip even a toe on here again but then you started the dam RoyGBiv that I can never resist reading. Ok if I lurk and quit after? I would like to be friends but you have a different set that I don't like but you do. But will always be a fan Ache : ) ETA: I am normally a person who avoids conflict but get my Irish up and oh well, will tell you like it is. In the end I am my own person. Hope you get that about me.
     
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    You seemed a little confused here today, ambergirl, so here is a BFF FYI for you:

    If you ever see me referring in song to a dandy or a danderoo or a del or a delmont or a Little Coonhound or a dandy del the danderoo or a Roy Dandy and so forth...these are all alternate names for RoyGBiv. Theyre either nicknames given to him by me or screen names that he used while he was here

    By any name though, he is a big brown noser. The biggest actually

    Alright?

    Now when youre singing along to all the great, new, Freaky Biv Songs that will be introduced later this week, you will actually know who/what theyre about, and in the process, gain a fuller, deeper, richer appreciation for a major Biv event and for what it means to be a True Biv Fanatic

    Like me...

    Okay, that's the end of the tutorial. Hope you found it enlightening

    Have a lovely Freak Week and a Happy New Year

    And PS Please be nice to Robin

     
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    This is what I love about you : ) thanks for the tutorial, I will need it. I hope in your real life you get to use your writings. For the record I try to be nice and fair to everyone but some people are not worth it. And you wouldn't want me to be a brown noser! : )
     
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    The following is the first of four Freaky Biv Songs nominated for HLFFSOTY (Happy Little Freak Fest Song of The Year):

    Title: For the Benefit of Biv the Freak
    Song parodied: On Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite (the Beatles)
    youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCiG7xoEb2Y



    For the benefit of Biv the Freak there will be a Fest this week. Oh, happy day
    And WildOn he will be there, our brilliant host beyond compare. Hip hip hooray!
    And we will laugh and dance and scream and twist and shout and rave all party long
    And for del (LOL), we'll sing happy songs!

    Security will be increased because RoyG is such a beast. He's dandy bear
    But have no fear, he doesnt bite. He'd rather smooch you day or night (three guesses where!)
    And we will have a groovy time, a guaranteed amazing party for all
    And most def, the BFF will be b*lls-to-the-wall!

    Now one more thing before I go. There's something that you oughta know about the Fest
    Youre all invited, yessiree, to raise a glass to RGB, our honored guest
    And there will be an open bar. Perhaps I will get drunk. Maybe you too
    Baby, cant wait 'til we celebrate the great danderoo!!

     
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    Bravo!! Clapping loudly : ) now going to be a lurker until it is done. More fun that way. )
     
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    sad
     
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    The following is the second of four FBS's nominated for HLFFSOTY:

    Title: He's dandy danderoo
    Song parodied: The Addams Family theme
    youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFD7KGBUtKI


    Da da da da (snap snap)
    Da da da da (snap snap)
    Da da da da
    Da da da da
    Da da da da (snap snap)

    He's freaky and a dufus
    Our all time favorite goofus
    He'd love to kiss your tuchus
    He's dandy danderoo

    When dandy sticks his nose in
    It's really quite imposin'
    J'see how far he goes in?
    He's dandy danderoo

    Da da da da (eek!)
    Da da da da (shriek!)
    Da da da da
    Da da da da
    Da da da da (the freak!)

    Now show appreciation
    And join the celebration
    The hero of Biv Nation
    He's dandy danderoo

    (snap snap)

     
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    In Response to Re: The BFF:
    [QUOTE]sad
    Posted by curveballhitter[/QUOTE]

    No, happy

    curveballshitter, how you doin'? Good to see you again

    You know, the party doesnt start until you show up. That's what they say anyway. So I guess the BFF has now officially begun 

    Yahoo!

    You and I have to get together soon and sing some happy Biv songs. Whattya say? It'll be great

    Take it easy, man

    Happy Freak Week!
     
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    Title: The Way You Do the Danderoo
    Song parodied: The Way You Do The Things You Do (The Temptations)
    youtube link:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHstlUiEaos


    You make our lives so sweet
    You ould have been a Russell Stover
    If B.S. had feet
    You could have walked the whole world over
    And, hey now, youre so swift
    You know you could have been a tortoise
    But sometimes youre a stiff
    You know you could be rigor mortis
    Well you could have been anything that you wanted to
    And I can tell
    The way you do the danderoo
    (The way you do the danderoo)

    Yo, cheesy like you are
    You know you could have been a hoagie
    If sharp wit was an eagle
    You could have been a triple bogie
    The way you kiss them butts
    You know you could have been a smooch smooch
    And, dandy, youre a putz
    You know youre still a filthy goochgooch
    Well you could have been anything that you wanted to
    And I can tell
    The way you do the danderoo
    (The way you do the danderoo)

    Some days I laugh so hard
    You know you could have been a tickle
    If IQ was a river
    You know you could have been a trickle
    Well you could have been anything that you wanted to
    And I can tell
    The way you do the danderoo
    (The way you do the danderoo)
    You make my life so rich
    (The way you do the danderoo)
    You goofy sonofa------
    (The way you do the danderoo)
    Hey, dandy, youre the best
    (The way you do the danderoo)
    So happy Freaky Fest
    (The way you do the danderoo)

     
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    Notable Freaks throughout History




    Cheng and Eng



    John Merrick, the Elephant Man



    Lydia the Tattooed Lady



    Tom Thumb (right)



    Julia Pastrana



    Lobster Boy



    Jocelyn Wildenstein



    Richard Simmons



    Beetlejuice



    Zippy the Pinhead



    Randy Moss



    RoyGBiv...

     
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    Title: It's Biv Fest (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    Song parodied: She Loves You (The Beatles)
    youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0YifXhm-Zc&feature=related



    It's Biv Fest (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    It's Biv Fest (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    It's Biv Fest (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

    I think you dig RoyBiv
    We all dig danderoo
    He's got so much to give
    Like a happy slurp or two

    And now it's Biv Fest
    And you know it's here to stay
    Yeah, it's Biv Fest
    All across the USA

    The thing about RoyG
    He's got a freaky mind
    I'm sure you all agree
    That he loves to smooch behinds

    And now it's Biv Fest
    And you know it starts today
    Happy Biv Fest
    From South Boston to LA

    Oooooooooooooooooooo

    It's Biv Fest (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    It's Biv Fest (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    With a freak like Biv
    You know it should be great

    I think he just arrived
    I'm glad he's finally here
    I love Roy, that's no jive
    He's Freak Show of the Year

    And now it's Biv Fest
    And you know it's here to stay
    Yeah, it's Biv Fest
    All across the USA

    Oooooooooooooooooooo

    It's Biv Fest (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    It's Biv Fest (yeah, yeah, yeah)
    With a freak like Biv
    You know it should be great
    With a freak like Biv
    You know I just cant wait
    With a freak like Biv
    You know it should...BE GREAT!
    Yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

     
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    Hello,  just thought I'd drop by!
     
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    I don't come out very often but someone said there was a party? 
     
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    Hello, Robin #1 and Robin #2

    Happy Freak Fest

     
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    A message from William the Dog to RoyGBiv on the occasion of the BFF...



    Hi, dandy. I dont know you very well...only your reputation and what Wildo has told me about you. Probably all lies, knowing him. (Please dont tell him I said that, ok?)

    Anyway, he asked me to make the following statement:

    From one buttsniffer to another, Roy, I want to wish you a happy Freak Fest...

    For the record, I dont sniff butt. Not all dogs do. I'm one that doesnt. Wildo thought it would be funny though if I pretended I did. Har har. I find the practice disgusting. I dont know how you tolerate it, Roy. I really dont...unless you truly are a freak like Wildo says

    Oh, well. Enjoy your day
     
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    Why do dogs sniff butt?

    Answer:

    Answer


    Because it is an instinct,
    Dogs do that. LOL. It's true.
    To find out the other dogs gender,age,health and breed.
    Also, I believe they think it smells good.


    Perhaps the above is correct, but... But mostly, it's a way for dogs meetings for the first time to establish dominance. IOW, the stronger dog digs his nose in deep but forbids the weaker dog to get near his own anu$. If neither dog is willing to submit, then it's fairly certain things will get violent. Once the dominance is established, subsequent meetings will be peaceful...with only a polite sniff with tails wagging before they go off to play.

    It's to see if is male or female.


    Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_dogs_sniff_butt#ixzz1ioIFn7w6
     
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    Robin, I would never dispute information you post here on the board especially as it pertains to the animal kingdom. Your info is always precise, reliable, and accurate

    But William does not sniff butt. Period. Maybe it's because of the superior training technique I use on him that emphasizes all the senses, not just smell. I'm not sure. But he is simply not predisposed to stick his nose where the sun dont shine

    Unlike Biv, for whom such action is native and instinctual (and a show of submission, not domination)

    Hope you are enjoying a great BFF

    William sends fond regards

     
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    Thoroughly enjoyed Ache.  Was away this weekend and what a treat to come back to.  Well done as always!!
     

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