In the unlikely event, one of you jokers volunteers to host "Wordsmiff of da Mumff Appreciation Daze", which is scheduled to take place later this month, then the following will serve as the WODMAD's official theme song
If as expected however, none of you steps up to assume hosting duties (and hence WODMAD is forced to cancel out), then the following is not an official theme song, but rather just another song parody, brilliantly written, but with no association to any sanctioned board event whatsoever
Either way, it's a Wildo original, so you know it has to be good...
(To "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer")
Oh, Cedric the twerpy diddler
Had an awesome flair with words
He'd use them in a sentence
Better than the other nerds
But all of his fellow Wordsmiffs
Were filled with rage and jealousy
When Ced got the most bedaubings
In the WOTD!
Then one evening, tempers flared
So Punie June stepped in
"Hey now, Wordsmiffs", she advised
"Dont be FRACTIOUS...that's unwise!"
Now everyone is happy
Free from jealousy or strife
And Cedric the twerpy diddler
Is Wordsmiff of da Mumff for Life
Wordsmiff of da Mumff for L-I-F-E!