Where's the party?
posted at 7/1/2011 4:46 PM EDT
- Yobettyob
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Am I the first one here? Gee, I thought I'd be arriving fashionablely late.
Unless this is another case of a Wildo last minute cancel. Like Ken's birthday party.
I'm not hanging around this place another minute. It's too spooky!
Happy fiddlein' Biv Day y'all!
Anyone wants to reach me, I'm headed down to the McWeirdsville packy. Then over to Gunny's. Rumor has it he's going to have another meltdown because he just heard that Wildo is emigrating to USMB, where paid membership is optional.
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/10/2011 11:33 AM EDT
- Robin39
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Ache: Just wanted to thank you for inviting me to the RoyGBiv Celebration Day. I had a wonderful time, looking forward to next year's event. I hope Roy attends.
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/11/2011 8:00 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Ummm, I asked you to apologize 10,000 times, didnt I?
You posted one apology
That leaves you 9,999 apologies short
So apology not accepted...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/11/2011 8:20 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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That makes two apologies now
9,998 to go
Apology still not accepted...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/12/2011 6:09 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Emotional abuse?
Are you forgetting what you are apologizing for? You mistook me for/accused me of being Yobettyob (aka YOB) one of the filthiest, vilest, most loathsome human beings of all time. As I said to you the other day, I never felt so insulted. If anyone was being emotionally abusive around here, it was you
So, no, my insisting on 10,000 individual apologies is in no way an abuse of your emotions. In fact youre lucky I'm not demanding 20,000
But now that youve put the idea in my head, 20K does sound like a more reasonable number given the outrageous nature of your offense
So get to it. Youve only got 19,998 to go
And please hurry before I change my mind again and up it to 30K
Thank you...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/12/2011 7:00 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Copy the following message. Paste it, sign it, and hit "add your post"
Do that, I will forgive you and consider the incident over and done with
Dear Ache,
I am sorry for leaving the impression, I thought you were YOB. I dont know her, but I believe you when you say she is from filth. Please forgive me for the poor judgement I showed in this thread that resulted in numerous misunderstandings
I hope that the distress I put you through will in no way disqualify me from attending the RGBAD IV
Thanks for this opportunity to dialogue with you. You are an acknowledged genius in the message boarding world, and it is an honor simply to be in your presence
Sincerely,
[your screen name]
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/12/2011 9:59 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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1) Highlight the text
2) Right-click on it and hit "copy"
3) Then in the message box, right-click again and hit "paste"
PS Apology accepted...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/13/2011 4:22 PM EDT
- doozy-day
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Re: Where's the party?:
Plank, You make a magnificent birdbrain Keep it up...
Posted by AcheNot
Ever get tired of this?
I mean, you really need a better hobby, creepy entered the picture a while ago.
Just sayin'....
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/13/2011 5:30 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Well, youre the expert on creepy. Who am I to question you? I bow to your wisdom
Peace & Love
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 7/14/2011 11:47 PM EDT
sad
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/1/2011 10:26 PM EDT
sad
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/13/2011 11:10 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Beautiful, young women no longer pose a challenge to Max anymore. He dangles his sex-on-a-stick persona in front of them and BAM! Theyre seduced. Just like that. Way too easy
Different story with older women. They are not so easily roped in. They have life experience/wisdom/maturity etc, and that turns Max on
So his fascination with you seems pretty legit. If it makes you feel uncomfortable though, I will tell him to back off
"Max, nyet", I will say...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/15/2011 11:39 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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How about Len Goodman then? Is he a better demographic fit for you?
I will be happy to hook you two up if you want. He is a good friend of mine as well, you know...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/16/2011 4:49 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Yes, I know about Len and his trophy wife, Sue. Who do you think introduced her to him?
Big mistake. Maybe my biggest ever. But how did I know the old fool would end up proposing marriage?
Ugh...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/21/2011 11:03 AM EDT
- toytrumpet
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I know you posted that tongue in cheek, but I find it sad.
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/21/2011 5:22 PM EDT
- toytrumpet
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Guess I'm out of sync. It's meant to be kind of like our turkey postings, Ache?
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/21/2011 5:51 PM EDT
- toytrumpet
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I'm going back up to C.C.
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/22/2011 6:24 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Re: Where's the party?:
and if anyone doesn't like it they don't have to read it.
Posted by dog-lady
And if I may add...if anyone doesnt like it, they can go do you-know-what to themselves
Is that fair to say?
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 8/23/2011 4:04 PM EDT
- Yobettyob
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I'm going back up to C.C.
Posted by toytrumpet
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Re: Where's the party?
posted at 9/2/2011 7:19 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Hi, Robin
I'm glad they partnered Max with Hope Solo, the very attractive goalie from the U.S. women's soccer team. Max must be happy too because he hasnt sent me any whiny text messages lately
Dont recognize a few of the pro dancers listed, but the name "Murgatroyd" intrigues me for some reason...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 9/5/2011 7:21 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Hi, Robin
Max looks very happy in that picture, doesnt he? He should. With a beautiful, young, athletic partner to work with this year, he might finally win
His most recent text message to me: Wildo! Hope is vry limber & springy. And I dnt jst mean on the dance floor either!
Max being Max. Gotta love it...
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 9/8/2011 5:00 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Hi, Robin
Sounds like youll be facing a real existential dilemma on the 19th
If I were you, I'd ditch both shows and watch Monday Night Football instead...
PS My fave show is The Office
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 9/14/2011 5:41 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Hi, Robin
Ochocinco needs to stop posing nude and start learning the Patriot's playbook. He's been on the team for six weeks now, and he only knows like three plays
Elisabetta though, very beautiful. Belissimo!
Re: Where's the party?
posted at 9/20/2011 10:41 PM EDT
- AcheNot
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Hope said Max is the girliest man she ever met
Wow, what a burn. I'm never gonna let him forget it either
Looks like I picked the Bottom 3, huh? WTG, Wildo!
ETA: Not kidding about Hope. She really did say it!
