I was recently reminded of them in another thread.
Bailey's was given to us by the Sundae Gods, but we blasphemed them, and ate soft serve, with chocolate SYRUP, in PAPER cups, with PLASTIC spoons. The Gods were angered, and took Baileys away, for we were unworthy. Adam and Eve were banished from Eden. For our sin, Eden was taken away completely, and for the shortest of times, there was one IN MEDFORD! Oh the pain.