I'll start, add your faves:
"Ah marriage. I can see you bending over the stove, making me dinner. But I can't see the stove"
Groucho lines
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Groucho lines
posted at 11/22/2010 12:23 PM EST
- GreginMeffa
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Re: Groucho lines
posted at 11/22/2010 12:45 PM EST
- schadenfreude99
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"I find television very educational. Everytime somebody turns on the TV set, I go into the other room and read a book"
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Re: Groucho lines
posted at 11/22/2010 12:47 PM EST
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"I'm trying to think, but nothing happens"
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Re: Groucho lines
posted at 11/22/2010 12:56 PM EST
- schadenfreude99
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"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member."
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Re: Groucho lines
posted at 11/22/2010 1:40 PM EST
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I never forget a face, but in your case
Groucho Marx
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Re: Groucho lines
posted at 11/22/2010 2:53 PM EST
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Re: Groucho lines
posted at 11/22/2010 2:54 PM EST
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.