Obama to use Dark Knight Shooting to Slam thru UN Small Arms Treaty
posted at 7/22/2012 6:27 PM EDT
What a lucky coincidence!!
Just as Obama is trying ram the UN Small Arms Treaty through congress in a couple weeks. A mass shooting miraculously happens.
Obviously, we need several things to happen immediately to "keep us safe"
First, we need to ban all guns, so only the criminals have them.
And, of obviously, we need TSA agents groping everyone at Movie Theaters, sporting events, in the Malls, public parks, and sidewalks. And maybe even in our homes.
I'm sure everything is always a coincidence because I WAS born last night.
In fact, just remember to be scared, give up your civil rights, and you'll be just fine. Baaahhh
For everyone else: