35 Best times someone on Facebook thought the Onion was real

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    35 Best times someone on Facebook thought the Onion was real

    http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/the-35-best-times-someone-on-facebook-thought-the-onion-was-real/

     

    NSFW due to language but hilarious!

     

     
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    Re: 35 Best times someone on Facebook thought the Onion was real

    Okay StalkingButler..it's official. I declare that you have officially won BDC for the weekend :-)

    This is really funny. I love The Onion..I enjoy satire. I wish I could say that I was shocked by fact that some people don't get The Onion..but sadly..whenever I share things from The Onion on my own Facebook page....I inevitably get a couple of comments like that..usually from relatives..lol

    "It is not down in any map...trueplaces never are...." ( Melville)

     
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    Re: 35 Best times someone on Facebook thought the Onion was real

     

    I declare that you have officially won BDC for the weekend :-)

     

    Ooooo, what do I win?

    A heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven Don't watch the food cook A Dyna-Gym, I'll personally demonstrate it In the privacy of your own home A king size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown water bed with polybendum A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi Real simulated Indian jewelry A Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick

    Rosemary's baby!

    A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams A new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick A Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair A Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG Or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati A Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped A Winnebago, hell, a herd of Winnebagos We're giving 'em away Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw A Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot

    Or a baby's arm holding an apple?

     

    (Humor courtesy of The Tubes.)

     

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    Re: 35 Best times someone on Facebook thought the Onion was real

    In response to StalkingButler's comment:

     

     

    I declare that you have officially won BDC for the weekend :-)

     

    Ooooo, what do I win?

    A heated kidney shaped pool, a microwave oven Don't watch the food cook A Dyna-Gym, I'll personally demonstrate it In the privacy of your own home A king size Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown water bed with polybendum A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi Real simulated Indian jewelry A Gucci shoetree, a year's supply of antibiotics A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth And Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick

    Rosemary's baby!

    A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams A new Matador, a new mastodon, a Maverick A Mustang, a Montego, a Merc Montclair A Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG Or a Malibu, a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati A Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped A Winnebago, hell, a herd of Winnebagos We're giving 'em away Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw A Las Vegas wedding, a Mexican divorce A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot

    Or a baby's arm holding an apple?

     

    (Humor courtesy of The Tubes.)

     

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    No..no...no material thing can possibly compensate you adequately for your recent BDC victory. Your reward can only be the knowledge that you have accomplished what no one on BDC has accomplished before you. You are a groundbreaker..a trendsetter. Future BDC winners will..for decades ....honor and remember you fondly. Indeed..scribes will pen long narratives..detailing your greatness for centuries to come. Your accomplishment will provide hope and inspiration to competitors in online discussion forums everywhere. The internet will not be the same from this day forward.

    (It may be time to put the boots on...lol)

     
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    Re: 35 Best times someone on Facebook thought the Onion was real

    Shucks folks, I'm speechless!

     
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