Ignoranus

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    Ignoranus

    Ignoranus (n): A person who is both stupid and an a55hole.

     
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    Word-A-Day calender?

     
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    In response to 12-Angry-Men's comment:

    Word-A-Day calender?




    Actually, a neologism contest.

    The dictionary defines neologism as a noun referring to:

    1. A new word, expression, or usage.
    2. The creation or use of new words or senses.

    Alternative meanings to existing words, winners:

    1. Coffee (n.): the person upon whom one coughs.
    2. Flabbergasted (adj.): appalled over how much weight you have gained.
    3. Abdicate (v.): to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
    4. Esplanade (v.): to attempt an explanation while drunk.
    5. Willy-nilly (adj.): impotent.
    6. Negligent (adj.): describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
    7. Lymph (v.): to walk with a lisp.
    8. Gargoyle (n): olive-flavored mouthwash.
    9. Flatulence (n.): emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
    10. Balderdash (n.): a rapidly receding hairline.
    11. Testicle (n.): a humorous question on an exam.
    12. Rectitude (n.): the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. .
    13. Pokemon (n): a Rastafarian proctologist.
    14. Oyster (n.): a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
    15. Frisbeetarianism (n.): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
    16. Circumvent (n.): an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

    New words created by changing a letter in existing words, winners

    1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
    2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
    3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
    4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
    5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
    7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.
    8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.
    9. Karmageddon (n): it's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
    10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
    11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.
    12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
    13. Arachnoleptic fit (n..): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
    14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

    And the pick of the literature:

     Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a55hole

     
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    Whoops, thought this was about the LWNJ'S.

     
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