I've said right from the start - honest, I have! - half humor, whole truth, that Dominic Strauss-Kahn probably sent down for a "maid" (even dressed up like one) and then it was a case of mistaken identity.  A real one coincidentally turned up to do turn-down, he was there in the buff, and a chase and take-down ensued.  Voila!  Alors!

Seems the French gendarmerie has been watching for a long time, and they've just rolled him over - er - up.  (Shame how his people gang-raped the maid in the meantime.  This was drama at the masters of the universe level, and she had to be destroyed.)

Wonder what he's telling his wife now.

This is the stuff of a future farce -- if not a Greek tragedy.