Thought this would be fun for a Friday post. I'll start...

your day isn't complete until you're wearing breast milk or throw-up, or better yet, both!

How about when you start saying, "Come here and let me smell your bottom" on a daily basis.

great idea clc

you have more matchbox cars than makeup in your purse.

To pay your lunch bill you pull out more diapers/wipes/toys than thought possible to get to your wallet.

You're singing the tune to Bob the Builder in the car on the way to work!

You almost feel lonely when you are actually in the bathroom by yourself!

You know all the engines from Thomas by name, number, and color.

People look at you like you've got two heads if none of the above applies on any given day?

You drive to Babies R Us or the grocery store and then totally forget what you were there to buy.  Inevitably you find something to buy (most likely another unnecessary baby item) and only remember what you really needed when you pull in your driveway!

At work, you realize you're only wearing one earring.

Even worse, at work, you realize you're walking around with two different shoes on.

And probably the worst, you post on a forum at 10:00 on a Friday night.

Your perfect Saturday night consists of take out pizza, a bath and a good night's sleep!

Had to go back to this because I experienced a frightening one yesterday:

...when you see a booger in a fellow adult's nose and have to consciously stop yourself from picking it.

hahaha Arcain, that would have been very funny if you did pick it.  If it was at work you might have experienced your first HR issue :)

You have to stop yourself from giving your boss a time out...

Banana smears on your jeans dont' get a second glance (when dried scratch them off...tada, clean!) look like naughty stains to others and you just don't care or notice anymore.