http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2012/09/10/looks-like-dustin-byfugliens-offseason-training-regime-went-according-to-plan/

 

Looks like Dustin hasn't been locked out of any restaurants.

oh good lord...

Man I knew the dairy farms in Minnesota produced rich dairy products but dang Dusty drinks some water plenty of that in land o lakes! Well the man doesn't have to worry about groin or muscle pulls, his muscles, or lack there of, aren't tort or tight enough lol.

He's starting to look like a nose tackle.

On the plus side, when Montoya inevitably falls apart, they can just stuff Buff in the net. He won't even have to move.

In response to red75's comment:

Good point Red. That would be hilarious if he took up goaltending and was great at it.

I think the days of just taping phone books to the fattest kid and throwing him in the net need to make a come-back.  It would probably help stem the tide of childhood obesity if you knew kids with composite sticks would be winging that hard orange ball at you from all angles.

In response to dezaruchi's comment:

I'd be willing to bet Buff would be good at it.

 

 

 

He looks like he's in shape to me.

Round is a shape.

In response to BadHabitude's comment:

Speaking of shapes, you're pretty square.

Sigh, a drunk for a starting goalie, a sieve for a backup, the Michelin man for the top D, and Blake FRICKIN Wheeler as the top scorer...

Soooooo glad I never stopped watching the Bruins.

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In response to Bookboy007's comment:

Remember when Charles Wang flirted with the idea of sendng a scout to China to see if it was possible to have a sumo wrestler play net?

In response to kelvana33's comment:

China? Sumo wrestling?  How about Japan?

 

 

In response to BadHabitude's comment:

LOL somebody's sober enough to catch that eh? 

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Perhaps Denny's has an off-season training program.