Re: Christmas, Memorial Day, Labor Day and...
posted at 5/11/2013 1:29 PM EDT
Well, Happy LED Eve to all of you.
Twas the night before Leafs Elimination Day,
And all was quiet,
Many gathered outside the arena, and like Vancouver, they prepared for the riot,
Young men and girls drank their beer, older ones sporting a flask,
"Oh why, oh why", they cried, "did we ever trade Tuuka Rask?"
They came by the thousands to watch the team they love,
Only to notice, Reimer can't keep a puck in his glove,
Many of them nervous, in anticipation, doubled up on their prozac,
Wondering if this was the last game in blue for young Tyler Bozak,
Once the season was over, many wondered what they would do,
never caring that Phil Kessel looks like a Level 2,
The season is over, maybe go see the Blue Jays,
Because standing here with these Leafs jerseys on, we look like a bunch of gays.
As the sea of blue departed in disbeLEAF, they threw away their jerseys in the nearest bin,
many wondered how Dion Phaneuf dates that girl, when he has that real ugly chin.
Showing up in the stands, Elisha sure showed some bravery,
But many often wonder, does he like the leftover taste of Sean Avery.