Re: Even Sunshine Girls have good taste.
posted at 9/4/2013 3:38 PM EDT
In response to red75's comment:
In response to Not-A-Shot's comment:
Only old people still say "cork it."
Thats not nice. I'm sure NAS is still a very productive member of society. Dangerous behind the wheel maybe, but still productive.
Lets for instance take a look at his daily routine on a Panthers off day.
5:30 A:M Wake Up.
5:40 Open door and pick up latest copy of the Boca De La Vista News (great article in there about Carl next door who at 86 years young still is still the Senior Centers Checkers Tournament Champion)
6:00 A:M Breakfast
6:30 A:M Head to lobby of senior center to see what time Bingo is tonight. (It's the same every night)
7:00 A:M Walk around outdoors of senior center hoping to get a glimpse of either Edna in C-4 in her evening wear while she gets her paper, or Gertrude who waters the plants while still donning her night gown. (Edna has him contemplating Viagra)
8:00 A:M Log onto Boston.com
11:00 A:M Wait for shuttle who picks up group for road trip to Publix.
1:30 Shuttle ride to foot doctor (every Wednesday. Thursdays is blood pressure reading and Fridays is eye doctor...Ocassionally, if driver Harold is in a good mood, he stops for ice cream.)
3:00 Log onto Boston.com, see what Rusty has to say.
6:15 Feeling giddy and still thinking about Edna, works up the courage to ask Edna to the movies the following evening (Edna refuses after hearing from Betty Anne that while she was at the movies with him, he kept asking her to rest her head on his lap)
8:00 Boy it's getting late, takes off plad pants, feeds his cat Chester and calls it a night.
I'm tired just talking about it.