Re: Jarome Iginla is the obvious choice
posted at 3/19/2013 7:58 PM EDT
In response to Wheatskins' comment:
Here we go again. All of your are missing the boat.
There is only one obvious choice - Brendan Shanahan.
Oh, is he retired? Too bad! Anybody else is useless, no matter what their names or reputation.
Wheats, forget it. if you can't beat them, join them!
Iginla. ooooooohhhh... Iginla. How it just rolls off your tongue! Iginla. Iginlahhhhh.
Imagine it. See Iginla in black and gold.
Can you hear Seguin calling out "IGGY!" for that Stanley Cup winning goal?
Get that Iginla look and feel.
Can you hear Horton calling out "IGGY!" for that Stanley Cup winning goal?
Come on! go with it!
Can you hear Marchand calling out "IGGY!" for that Stanley Cup winning goal?
Are you dooling yet? I've saved the best one for last -
Can you hear Iginla calling out "IGGY!" for that Stanley Cup winning goal?
Yes - you heard it right. Iggy scores on an assist from Iginla! That's because Iginla can clone himself. It's in his contract that he can't use that skill until he leaves Calgary. He can also cure his team mates of any injuries they have by laying hands on them.
Iginla. just say it with me. Iginla. With Iginla anything can happen but only good things will.
Say Iginla to yourself until you start to feel high.
Think it. Believe it. If you think it and believe long and hard enough, it will happen. And if Iginla goes, or stays with Calgary just go to the trade speculation tracker and substitute the name you like for Iginla in this post. and what the heck, Iginla wasn't that good anyway.