Here are my top three:

 

New Jersey-been trapping since 1995 (thank you Lemaire....may you rot in hell)

Nashville-one of the more successful recent expansion teams built on a strong defense (and boring as hell to watch)

Minnesota-been trapping since 2000 (thank you once again Lemaire....may you rot in hell)

 

Am I missing anyone?

I do laundry during any game with Florida or Columbus in it, Winnipeg's not too far behind

In response to hangnail's comment:

 

I do laundry during any game with Florida or Columbus in it, Winnipeg's not too far behind

 

lol.....no kidding!!!

 

Don't let Red see your Peg quip, though.....to be fair, I have not yet watched a CBJ game yet this year and they are doing relatively well so who knows?

In response to jmwalters' comment:

HAHAHA...classic line by the NASH feed play by play guy:

"just because there is no scoring, do not believe there is no action."

Classic....

Sadly Washington.  Used to be the most exciting but they have three of their best players ovi back green playing like its pickup.  Man does that team need a major shakeup.  

They needed a true ultimate leader and they add Ribero?   They need a true power fwd to help ovi.  Since he was suspended for hitting Campbell he lost his physical edge.  His game has fallen off the charts.  If any team needed iggy they are in dire need.  

I find Calgary incredibly boring. Heck, more than half the teams are boring. I think I have an easier time saying which ones I prefer to watch, but haven't seen enough teams this year. Chicago, San Jose, Boston, TBay, Ottawa, usually hate watching Buffalo, but they are now interesting. 

WTF. I was just thinking of this when watching the Devils v. Penguins this afternoon.

 

Devils, easily.

 

I personally find Devils v. Rangers games to be overhyped. They both play a pretty dull style.

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In response to ipotnyc's comment:

Both teams played like they were coached by Reveen.

In response to dezaruchi's comment:

Hilarious, haven't heard this guy's name mentioned in years, at least he would have all his teams non smoking. My worst nightmare would have been a Devils/Wild Stanley cup. it would have been like the B's/Caps series only tighter checking and every game 1-0 or 2-1 in OT. Watching the Flames the last few years has been like watching paint dry.  

I personally can't watch Bruins-Rangers, especially in the afternoon. If they meet in the playoffs, I'm going to get ulcers and need severe therapy afterwards. It'll be 7 games of shot blocking, neutral zone madness and 2-1 scoring.

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gold metal = new Jersey

silver metal = . Minnesota

bronze metal = L.A kings

In response to asmaha's comment:

          "At least we were spared watching a a WASH vs NJ Eastern Final...."

It would be like the seen in Good Morning Vietnam when Adrain Cronauer slows the record down...I would be compelled to just watch hours candlepin bowling for hours.

In response to ipotnyc's comment:

HEYYY!....Oh nevermind you spelled it different. ;-)

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Last Saturday night's game vs the swift and talented Hawks aside I think the Flames have the ability to lull their loud fans into an ACC-like slumber.