posted at 7/4/2012 11:58 AM EDT
I woke up from an alcohol induced slumber this morning with a picture of Parise in a # 19 Penguin jersey.. Don't know why or how, but now I have funny (not the amusing kind) feeling that he will go to Pittsburgh and make them that much better.. I knew I shouldn't have had that 12th beer.. Sorry rest of the East if this happens, I'll take the blame. Happy 4th everyone.