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    Elephant Stew:

     

    One Elephant

    2 Rabbits 

    Big pot filled with water

    Salt & pepper

     

    Cut the elephant up into bite sized peices.  This requires a pretty big knife and will take a  long time.  Once portioned, remove the toenails, tusks, teeth and nose hair.   Place chunks of meat into pot and boil for several days, maybe even as long as a week.  Remove from pot using trunk and then salt and pepper to taste.   Feeds 200.  If more people show up throw in the 2 rabbits but be careful as some people don't like hare in their stew.  Bon apetit!

     
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    Re: Seen this before

    In response to hangnail's comment:

    Elephant Stew:

     

    One Elephant

    2 Rabbits 

    Big pot filled with water

    Salt & pepper

     

    Cut the elephant up into bite sized peices.  This requires a pretty big knife and will take a  long time.  Once portioned, remove the toenails, tusks, teeth and nose hair.   Place chunks of meat into pot and boil for several days, maybe even as long as a week.  Remove from pot using trunk and then salt and pepper to taste.   Feeds 200.  If more people show up throw in the 2 rabbits but be careful as some people don't like hare in their stew.  Bon apetit!




    Now this is a great post.

     
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