7-0 Bruins after one. 11-0 the final. The crowd is completely silent two and half minutes in as the Bruins take a 3-0 lead and Luongo is pulled. By the end of the second period, the building is 3/4 empty, and that stupid intersection in downtown Vancouver where the fans gather has only a couple of winos sharing sips from a paper bag. The dejected, sad, long faces leaving the Rogers Arena would be priceless joy.

Oh yeah, and a hat trick for Recchi in his final game.

And if the above doesn't happen, then I want to see Burrows put the puck in his own net in OT, the only goal of the game, 1-0 Bruins. Goal credited to Bergeron. Yeah buddy.