YAY - O’Halloran back on the B's bench

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    Two life-long buddies, Joe and Jack, were huge hockey fans, having played HS, college and pro together.  As they grew older and began thinking about the after life, they wondered if there was hockey in heaven - wouldn't that be awesome, they both thought.  On his 85th birthday, Joe unfortunately passed, and when he got to heaven, lo and behold, there was the most gorgeous hockey rink he had ever seen.  One night while sleeping, still here on earth, Jack was visited by his dearly departed friend Joe.  Needless to say, Jack quickly asked Joe "Well, buddy, tell me...is there hockey in heaven?"  Joe paused for a moment and said "Jack, I have good news and I have bad news.  The good news is yes, there is hockey in heaven. The bad news is that you're the starting goalie tomorrow night."

     
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    This thread is a riot.

    Thanks, Null!

     
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    There are some real good, laugh out loud ones in here.

    And Null/Colon Campbell/CampbellsColon/NHLOA or whatever name your sick deranged mind comes up with next, your still the funniest one on here.

    The fact that you watch every Bruins game, post numerous threads on here about the same thing over and over is so sad it's hilarious. I find great humor in your sick state of mind. You made watching the Canucks go down like the sad sack of a franchise they are that much more enjoyable.

    And for that, i thank you.

    Keep the jokes coming boys.

     
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    If you have 5 dollars , and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars....Chuck Norris now has 10 dollars .

     
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    In response to Beezfan4life's comment:

    If you have 5 dollars , and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars....Chuck Norris now has 10 dollars .



    When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.

     
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    D*mn you lot. I'm enjoying this.

     

     

     

     
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    When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

     
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    Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

     
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    Chuck Norris once jumped off a building. Unfortunately, after 12 hours of surgery, the ground didnt make it.

     
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    Comedy bump.

     
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    This has been an appropriate use of a thread started by a joke of a poster.

     
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    In all of the internet fascinatioin with Chuck Norris, I don't understand while more people don't just paste this in in response:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtZNvK3fTlM

    If you and Chuck Norris each have five dollars, then Chuck Norris has $10 ... taken off his lifeless corpse by Bruce Lee.

     
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    In response to Bookboy007's comment:

    In all of the internet fascinatioin with Chuck Norris, I don't understand while more people don't just paste this in in response:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtZNvK3fTlM

    If you and Chuck Norris each have five dollars, then Chuck Norris has $10 ... taken off his lifeless corpse by Bruce Lee.



    I will make sure Chuck hears about this. Start running now.

     
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    Jeet kune do, baby!

     
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    A poor Irish tenent farmer's widow stood in the town's only funeral home. 

    "Mr. Murphy," she said, "what am I to do?  Paddy didn't have a nice clothes to be buried in.  Look at Mr. McGee over there.  Nice shiny suit.  All I have for Paddy is his torn and stained work clothes."


    Mr Murphy replied, "No problem, lassie.  I'll make sure Paddy is well dressed for the wake."

    When Mrs. Sheehan returned the following day, she was thrilled to see Paddy in a brand new suit.  Upon closer inspection, she was a bit jolted.

    "Mr. Murphy," she whispered.  "Isn't that Mr. McGee's suit?  What did you do?  Leave his body naked and put his suit on Paddy?"

    "Not at all, lassie," he said quietly.  "I just switched the heads."

     

     
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