Re: Bynum for Chris Paul
posted at 12/9/2010 5:05 PM EST
bynum for paul - never gonna happen slackers fans and here's several reasons why:
1) bynum is greg oden with a big contract and 2/3 the potential, but 2x the waistline. See sam bowie for career and girth illustrations.
2) NO could get more in talent from any other team - why would they deal to the lakers when NJ would have a far better talent collection, as would Min, Memphis, LAC, IND, DEN, and NYY?
3) 1/3 of the LA Market Dominos and Doughnut shops would go out of business, worsening the already rough california market. Without Tubbs Bynum to eat the gnp of peru daily, these businesses would go out of business, creating a catastrophic chain of events.
4) Greg Oden's self esteem would go down 11 points. Without Bynums overpaid, fat contract and the news weekly tracking his possible return, it would then push the shadow on the second biggest disappointment on the west coast, oden, which would make his ego deflate even more, making him look 93 (vs his current appearance of 74). Said Bill Russell regarding the subject "See, this is why I didn't play basketball into my 60's and 70's, that greg oden can't do the same things he did when he was in his 20's back in kindgergarden."
There are many other reasons why this deal won't happen, but for now i'll let you dream your pipe dreams a little more.