Danny: Hey Joe and Gavin how's it hangin?
Maloofs: Not bad Danny. We're 12-20 and frustrated with our two best players. Cousins is a basketcase ruining our chemistry and Evens is hurt and will be a free agent next year. What are you thinking.
Danny: We're now a sub .500 team and dropping faster than Kobe's pants in a Colorado hotel.
Maloof: Haha. The refs handed the Lakers the title against both of us, so if you can help us, we'll help you.
Danny: OK. Let me get to the point. I'll give you a sharp shooting Terry. Our key PF in Bass and a future all star in Courtney Lee and we'll take those two Cousins and Evans headaches away.
Maloof: Haha HAHA thats even funnier than Kobe than Kobe pending divorse for being a rapist. Look. Cousins is top tier center and future all star. Evans is geting us 16 PPG on a consistent basis. We're not trading all star caliber players for your junk.
You give us Rondo, Terry, Bass, and Melo and we'll give you Cousins, Evans, a first round pick and a player TBD.
Danny: Deal. But can we throw in Doc too?