LONG ODDS...but here's how LBJ,DURANT+RR could come together in BEANTOWN in 2015!

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    LONG ODDS...but here's how LBJ,DURANT+RR could come together in BEANTOWN in 2015!

    first i need all the small-mind jabros to convert around the commy big think train for positive collective mantra karma.. this worked for the 2011 pats as the commy was indefinitely sacrificed only to b resurrected aFTER THE FORCES OF GOOD FORCED THE RAVENS' KICK TO the left in foxboro sending them to the super bowl as the commy had predicted would happen if we formed a strong collective positive karma train when the chips were at the lowest and the negative jabros were in full effect mode. here it goes:


    bron has an opt-out after this season. methinks he extends it by another year as will wade and bosh despite losing to the brroklyn nets in the upcoming round. kd meanwhile has one more year left on his deal. he and bron work out in the offseason and are as close as 2 rivals can possibly be. bron went way over the ledge in defending him agaist his jabro paper calling him UNRELIABLE and made it clear that he must test free agency. no way no how they havent privatey discussed this in depth. getting blowed out in the upcoming round by Doc the Rivers will certainly create more doubt in his fragile head about the whole westy as sidekick thing. meanwhile, rr will play out another tough year in bawston.


    next year both kd and bron likely will get blowed out da playoffs AGAIN as both their systems, coaches and sidekicks will prove to b UNWORTHY of their immense talents. i can see celts taking 2 games against the heat again and even beating okc in okc as brad the stevens puts on a masterful coaching clinic that gets both their long term memory attention as well as their handlers. so here it is summer of 2015, kd, lj, rr, melo and lovey are the prized free agents. the wheels are turning. kd and lj are a package deal, bosh and wade are on the outs. its about finding the perfect third wheel for a fit.. bron has the memories of 2014 all-star game MVP rondo fresh on his mind and how easy it was to get buckets with the 2 of them on the floor together, such great karmic chemistry.. kd of course witnessed it all firsthand as the west had no1 to slow the rr down , just buzzed by westy and the likes of lillard and paul like they were common jabro fodder on his way to the greatest triple doub in all-star history.


    talking FIT.. melo with those 2? ha! who needs love with kd and bron around? about the point baby! some1 to give up the rock.. after kd's fruitless time with westy, no interest in score-first PGs, wants a rock distributor and poet. rondo's invited to the secret braintrust location. walks in with his 2008 ring in full display. after pleasantries and fawning from bron and kd makes it clear in total rondo style that he's all in, but he aint going to no stinkin okc and not taking a paycut or less years to play in frontrunning miami either (both kd+LJ been got paid over and over already, u dig) and does DA's bidding on the celtic way and heritage,wyc and the current organization, GM coherency,coaching stability, system supremacy, and makes it clear its no joke.


    nothin like wearing them greenies. bron likes heritage, kd even more so esp his career is on a wilkins-like arch (plenty of stats but lots of nothin in actual accomplishment). finally, rondo busts out one of the commy's soon- to-come blogs (and soon-to-be commy celtic twitter account) and it seals the day for all of bawston! out of nowhere, there's a fake left on the usual espn and other "experts" as durant announces on behalf of the trio that they will all b sharing their talents in green and "drops the mike" in the lowest of low key ways.2 weeks later bron and kd are in to meet the press (with DA,wyc and RONDO) and masses and flash their newly minted #23+#53 jerseys after the likes of jeffrey Green, sully and bass are sent on their merry way.


    its on, new era, new big 4 (with AB) and 3 rings in a row to come! dream big y'alll!


    COMMY COMMY COMMY COMMY CONTRARIAN, HE COMES AND GOES, HE COMES AND GOES... @commyContrarian on Twitter!

     
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    Re: LONG ODDS...but here's how LBJ,DURANT+RR could come together in BEANTOWN in 2015!

    Nobody reads your psychobabble drivel Commie. Get off the drugs and get the help you need. All we needed to see was the title of this jabro thread by the board's biggest jabro to know there was sad, ignorant vomit typed up here.

     
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    Re: LONG ODDS...but here's how LBJ,DURANT+RR could come together in BEANTOWN in 2015!

    In response to rameakap's comment:
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    Nobody reads your psychobabble drivel Commie. Get off the drugs and get the help you need. All we needed to see was the title of this jabro thread by the board's biggest jabro to know there was sad, ignorant vomit typed up here.


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    LMFAO...+one million billion quartrillion!...ROFL!!!


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

     
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    Re: LONG ODDS...but here's how LBJ,DURANT+RR could come together in BEANTOWN in 2015!

    Bet you can't write all of that in English. "...convert around..."?  I think you must have meant "...convene around my crack pipe..."  It's the frontrunner for the run-on fantasy of all-time award.  Funny.


     



    "They don't put Ws and Ls on the paychecks" - Sidney Wicks

     
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    Re: LONG ODDS...but here's how LBJ,DURANT+RR could come together in BEANTOWN in 2015!

    Home town discount on the salaries  Have to move South Beach and Malibu down to Boston Harbor

     

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