Today, we salute you, Mr. Fantasy BC loser.
As you sit with that blank stare, alone, checking statistics on your computer, you ask yourself, Why, oh why didn’t I recruit an african-american Rival's ***** in the USA?
It’s a fact. Like a bad beat story in poker, no one cares about what you have to say, but you’re going to tell them anyway. BC recruited from Billerica USA.
Oblivious to all those trying to get away BC continued to recruit from Billerica USA
Sure, your girlfriend thinks you’re a freak and you did lose everytime BC steps on a the field of dreams, but you take solace in the fact that BC athletics is a public league disgrace.
While it was you who recruited race over game, you can only blame those expletive-ing coaches which took everything away!
Now the dream is over, and BC has nothing left, so I ask 1948 crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Fantasy Loser, as you tell everyone a Sob Story, and keep thinking to yourself...
Fantasy Baseball starts in three months; where you need to find a new team game!