How can it get any better? 

Tom O'Brien wins his bowl game and the snow has made everything white - just the way I like it. 

If only the Lads in charge would do the honorable thing and appoint me head racist for the university.  Then I can stop financial aid to minorities as I have posted in the past.

For here all are one,
And their hearts are true,
But I couldnt get laid ,
So I smear you...