Nope, not a word of truth in any of it. No program, no professor, no gathered stats, none of it true!
I started this a month ago only for the sake of an April Fools joke.
KEEP IT GOING!!!
Go back to the thread and post that you got your Bruins private suite tix!
If anyone exposes the April Fools joke on that thread, just call them a liar and say that you
got your release party and/or Bruins private suite tix here!!