BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!

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    BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!

    After an unknown absense from practice, it was reported that Albert Haynesworth has been connected in a plot to murder.  A list of names was found on a piece of paper in his vehicle in a routine traffic stop.  Reports say that Albert was pulled over for skipping a day of practice and the media wants to bash him even more so now that Albert is a member of the New England Patriots. 

    Some of the name on the 'murder' list included:

    Chan Henne
    Philip Rivers
    Ryan Fitzpatrick
    Jason Campbell
    Mark Sanchez
    Tony Romo
    Ben Rothelisberger
    Eli Manning
    Michael Vick
    Kerry Collins/Peyton Manning
    Rex Grossman
    Kyle Orton
     
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    Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!

    STOPPP PLAYING!!! 

    XD 

    Jerkface! 
     
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    I think the sad thing is, I really wasn't surprised! Was that fat pig, Rex Ryan, the one who "reported" this. Tongue out
     
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    Fudge, you should be banned for one game for that crap.
     
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    Nicely done.
     
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    In Response to BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!:
    [QUOTE]After an unknown absense from practice, it was reported that Albert Haynesworth has been connected in a plot to murder.  A list of names was found on a piece of paper in his vehicle in a routine traffic stop.  Reports say that Albert was pulled over for skipping a day of practice and the media wants to bash him even more so now that Albert is a member of the New England Patriots.  Some of the name on the 'murder' list included: Chan Henne Philip Rivers Ryan Fitzpatrick Jason Campbell Mark Sanchez Tony Romo Ben Rothelisberger Eli Manning Michael Vick Kerry Collins/Peyton Manning Rex Grossman Kyle Orton
    Posted by Getzo[/QUOTE]

    Not even close to funny.
     
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    So far I am disappointed in 5 of you... I am sure that number will grow.
     
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    Great post haha, I'm with the other guys I wasn't shocked. I'm so glad this isn't what I initially thought. How long would one go to jail for for killing 16 players in live nfl play?
     
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    Sanchez's wouldn't be murder, it would be euthanasia.

     
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    DAMN!!! You game me a bloody heart attack...

    I agree with kansas - you need to be banned from watching the phins game !!!

     
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    This is exactly the kind of thing people should be banned for or given a time out. On the scale of creatively funny this is a 1. Gee, if only we had 10-15 people a day doing this kind of idiotic posting, wouldn't that be fun.
     
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    Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!

    Stupid post.
     
    Moderator,please ban the author.
     
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    Normally I'd be ticked off by someone posting this kind of stuff on the eve of our season but it's fairly comical
     (Babe  , our resident curmudgeon thinks it's a 1 but I'll give it a 5 1/2 )

      Just so long as it doesnt become a habit ...
     
     
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    Good job...my heart was in my throat when I saw this "article" announcement...funny sh#t!!!
     
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    Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!

    his confession

    http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/2011/08/haynesworths_ro.html

     
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     I gotta be honest, I fell for it. Dammit! Good one Getzo, but you've met your quota for the year. Deal?  :)
     
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    In Response to Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!:
    [QUOTE]Stupid post.   Moderator,please ban the author.
    Posted by rainbowroosie[/QUOTE]oh loosen up dr. humorlesssss!
     
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    well played sir well played
     
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    In Response to Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested! : oh loosen up humorlesssss!
    Posted by COMMUNIST-CONTRARIAN[/QUOTE]


    It's not humor. Any dope can post a "BRADY HURT! type bogus and stupid thread.
     
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    Bravo! Man Bravo!  you owe me a pair of shorts cuz I crapped in them when I saw the thread
     
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    In Response to Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested! : It's not humor. Any dope can post a "BRADY HURT! type bogus and stupid thread.
    Posted by BabeParilli[/QUOTE]

    I suggest you re-read the post as I was taking shots at the media and all the overreactors about him missing practice. 

    Plus you always take shots at BB, and that's far worse then anything I have ever done including this thread. 
     
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    In Response to Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested! : I suggest you re-read the post as I was taking shots at the media and all the overreactors about him missing practice.  Plus you always take shots at BB, and that's far worse then anything I have ever done including this thread. 
    Posted by Getzo[/QUOTE]

    It's not the post, it's the headline.

    I don't take shots at BB. I talk football based on reality and not bleary eyed kool-aide guzzling. I have sung BB's praises on many many things. Saying he is an average GM isn't taking a shot, it's stating what simply is. Nobody with any sense is denying he has missed on a whole bunch of high draft picks. You characterizing a post that doesn't worship BB and is objective as "worse" shows the depth of the dysfunction that has infected the fanbase.

    I didn't bring up BB here, you did. Look at your poll and see how many called this post something good.
     
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    In Response to Re: BREAKING NEWS* Haynesworth Arrested!:
    [QUOTE]This is exactly the kind of thing people should be banned for or given a time out. On the scale of creatively funny this is a 1. Gee, if only we had 10-15 people a day doing this kind of idiotic posting, wouldn't that be fun.
    Posted by BabeParilli[/QUOTE]oh babe, i usually like ur insights but ur so out to lunch on this. 10-15 people could not have the natural creativity to successfully pull something like this off. we should have room for some contrarian individuality and creativity not just robotic collectivism. its a big tent o this board! i loved everything about this thread, so on this one my friend you clearly arent speaking for us all!
     
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