# CHUCK NORRIS kicks in the case for the TEBOW! TT = HIM?

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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double, for crying scenes.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.... At night!

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In response to TFB12's comment:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double, for crying scenes.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.... At night!

Chuck Noris sacred the most interesting man in the world with 2 Dos Equis by opening them with his teeth

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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Everyone who thinks a cow jumping over a moon is a fairy tale has never seen Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a cow.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.

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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding

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Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

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Chuck Norris does not need to use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford changes its actual spelling.

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In 1944, a ten year old Chuck Norris was sequestered in a convent to hide America's most potentially lethal weapon from the Axis. While at the nunnery Chuck managed to deflower 22 nuns. The sons of these nuns went on to become the entire starting line-up for the '72 Miami Dolphins (excluding the kicker); the only undefeated team in NFL history. To this day Don Shula insists "Oh Chuck has a Super Bowl ring alright". Initially Shula offered his daughter's virginity or a free meal at Shula's Restaurant to appeasen Chuck. He choose the latter, having already deflowered so many virgins. Shula quit coaching and spent most of his fortune paying off Chuck's bar tabs in Florida.

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Chuck Norris went to bed praising Tim Tebow and woke up as Richard Simmons.

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Well done, guys!  Well Done!

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"how do we disagree with the norris?"

As a contrarian I would hope you would have the stones to disagree with a former movie star turned wingnut who has no time for you either way.

Norris' rant hurts Tebow by adding more media baggage to whatever team takes him on, didn't do him any favors.

p.s.

at tcal would say

BRUCE FREAKIN' LEE

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In response to 42AND46's comment:

i would like to see chuck norris give rusty a good roundhouse

Here ya go!

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In response to tcal2-'s comment:

true

What the hell is a carrer??

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So what time does Tebow walk thru those doors again ?   Dumerville?

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In response to BostonSportsFan111's comment:

Hahahaha!  Nice!!  Well done!

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