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    there are 53 players on the other team because gronkowski lets them live

    gronkowski doesn't do push ups the earth goes down

    gronk recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    After taking a steroids test, doctors informed gronkowski that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"

    Devil didn't go down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal. gronkowski came down to hell and told him to get the **** out.

    gronk doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
     
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    he could probably even take Chuck Norris in a fight
     
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    Gronk sleeps with a night light.  Not because Gronk is afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Gronk.

    Gonk can touch MC Hammer.

    Gronk always has sex on the first date, always.

    Superman wears Gronk PJ's.

    Gronk ordered a Big Mack at Burger King and got one.

    Gronk doesn't move when he walks, the universe just moves around him.
     
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    Gronk pissed in the gas tank of a truck once...that truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Tebow wears a WWJD bracelet, Jesus wears a WWGD bracelet.
     
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    Chuck Norris is not amused.....
     
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    Gronk once leaned on a tower in Piza.
     
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    [QUOTE]Chuck Norris is not amused.....
    Posted by Patsman3[/QUOTE]

    Gronk could take chuck norris.
     
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    Gronk won American Idol using only sign language.

    Rob Gronkowski won the World Series of Poker only using Pokemon cards.

    A cop once pulled over Gronk, the Cop was lucky to leave with only a warning.

    The Gronk donated his heart to a hospital...twice.

    Gronk is the reason that Waldo is hiding.
     
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    this board needs more threads like this....gets way too serious around here most of the time
     
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    Chuck Norris has nightmares about GRONK
     
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    Is that "Gronk"? No, that's God, he just thinks He is Gronk!
     
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    Why did Dilfer, Scott and Young interview Gronk? Because he allowed it!
     
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    Gronk is so cool he poses on Twitter with porn stars... Oh wait that one's actually true....
     
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    Gronk is soooo cool that Gronk doesn't pose with porn stars...porn stars pose with Gronk.  And that's the truth.
     
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    [QUOTE]he could probably even take Chuck Norris in a fight
    Posted by CTPatsFan17[/QUOTE]

    Let's not get ahead of ourselves now....
     
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    [QUOTE]Gronk is soooo cool that Gronk doesn't pose with porn stars...porn stars pose with Gronk.  And that's the truth.
    Posted by chrisakawoody[/QUOTE]

    Thats a good one. But BB was not not watching the game, she was doing something else...
     
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