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    Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/13/2012 8:02 PM EDT


    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/13/gronkowski-raises-eyebrows-again/

    Whether he’s apologizing for lending his jersey to a porn star or dancing shirtless hours after losing the Super Bowl, Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has a tendency to make eyebrow-raising public appearances. And now we have another.

    In an appearance at the University of Rhode Island on Thursday night, Gronkowski agreed to play the oh-so-hilarious “F, marry, kill” game. His choices were Betty White, Rex Ryan and Tim Tebow.

    “I would ‘F’ Tebow, to take his virginity,” Gronkowski said.

    I’m guessing Gronkowski would choose to marry Betty White and kill Rex Ryan, but that part wasn’t included in the video that’s making the rounds.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jrjCXWAAVIU#!

     

     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/13/2012 8:50 PM EDT

    Gronk seems a little out there, funny none the less
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/13/2012 9:17 PM EDT

    COLD BLOODED!!!!!!!!
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/13/2012 9:32 PM EDT

    In Response to Gronkowski raises eyebrows again:
    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/04/13/gronkowski-raises-eyebrows-again/ Whether he’s apologizing for lending his jersey to a porn star or dancing shirtless hours after losing the Super Bowl, Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has a tendency to make eyebrow-raising public appearances. And now we have another. In an appearance at the University of Rhode Island on Thursday night, Gronkowski agreed to play the oh-so-hilarious “F, marry, kill” game. His choices were Betty White, Rex Ryan and Tim Tebow . “I would ‘F’ Tebow, to take his virginity,” Gronkowski said. I’m guessing Gronkowski would choose to marry Betty White and kill Rex Ryan, but that part wasn’t included in the video that’s making the rounds . http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jrjCXWAAVIU#!  
    Posted by Hoier


    Yea, I mean- well, yea pretty much, right?  3 choices, 3 options- not much ya can do 'bout that, but sport the blindfold, throw the dude a rvbber bone to bite down on, and just try ta visualize bibi jones as best you possibly can.  Ya gonna kill Tebow and p#s off Jesus?  'Least this way Timmy can ask God to forgive you when he has his morning cup'a java with the Almighty...  Ya gonna nail Rexy...An' lemme tell'ya, Betty White's still breathin'???  IF it came down to just those 2, I might actually have to consider Ryan as the front-runner for my lovin'.  
    Really, that's gonna be your best hand to play under these rules here folks:  P0p Tebow's cherry, Try ta Re-assert some violent masculinity back to your ego by kill!n' Ryan (I'm suppossing this was his choice...although them not saying sorta makes me wonder)- Ryan btw, as pathetic as it is, happens to be the sole glue which keeps that inmate asylum not just as a viable threat to at least recognize, But Phat-Rex happens to be the only human keepin' that collection from simply disbanding to their various penitentiaries, ghettos, theme parks, and christian retreats across the world.  Then Betty White...hedge your bets with a bona fide, "I do."  Odds are she'll end up croaking somewhere between the stuffed mushroom appetizer and the "Bride feeds the groom" cake ordeal...WHAM-O=Ya got Bettie White's Estate with just that 5 minute investment.        
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/13/2012 10:08 PM EDT

    Laz, i'm going to have to agree with you once again. You don't want to be killing Jesus! 

    And Hoier: Really?!? Who gives a crap. What would you want him to say?
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/13/2012 10:27 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again:
    Laz, i'm going to have to agree with you once again. You don't want to be killing Jesus!  And Hoier: Really?!? Who gives a crap. What would you want him to say?
    Posted by Rockdog1293000


    Seriously, the only eyebrows that should be raised from Gronk's angle of answer right here, Should be from that pondering wrinkled brow querilous-turned-enlightened look of realization which unconciously is saying, "Hmm, ya know what? Put right on the spot in a pretty tough situation, Man=THIS guy steps up to any challenge, and comes through with the right moves without even batting an eyelash..."

    Rob Gronkowski: Continuing to impress me with the depths of his performances on Any & Every Stage he's performing on...

    He probably goes home at night and has a three-s#me with Bibi and that playboy model (the one whom I found out is most recognized by doing a pictoral wearing tight NFL jerseys, The NY Giants one apparently being her most famed pic- which is absolutely hilarious in itself, that b/c he was injured in the SB, he's makin' up for it by figuratively pounding the Giants every night since-THAT is impressive).
      
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/13/2012 10:50 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again:
    Laz, i'm going to have to agree with you once again. You don't want to be killing Jesus!  And Hoier: Really?!? Who gives a crap. What would you want him to say?
    Posted by Rockdog1293000


    I thought it was funny
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/13/2012 11:49 PM EDT

    I'd F tebow too. He's almost a chick anyway.
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 12:19 AM EDT

    Gronk is that kid you knew from school that u always threw stupid dares at cause he would always do them

     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 12:53 AM EDT

    I know he is young, but it is about time Gronk grew up and became responsible for the image he is projecting for young people to see. There is nothing the matter with humor, or even being a little goofus, but as a role modes, he should be more discreet.
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 1:32 AM EDT

    Non story
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 4:03 AM EDT

    In Response to Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again:
    I'd F tebow too. He's almost a chick anyway.
    Posted by timesedge


    Ahhhh- Very nicely played (and so I now see that Dell forgot to place the specialty "thumbs up" icon on my keyboard which I expressly demanded they do). 
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 8:18 AM EDT



    He's a meathead, but he's our meathead . . . 
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 8:32 AM EDT

    Gronks the kid from school you knew that was the biggest and strongest guy around who did and said what ever he wants. He just needs to realize now that he has to hide all that stuff from the public. It gets back to more then your Mom now. Plus add in the brazillions of $ which allows him to do and say anything he wants squared.

    I'm glad he has his spirit and he is on our team. You cant teach spirit.


    Edit:  I mean who would you rather have in your huddle a guy who's showing you pics of a porn star in his jersey or a guy like ray lewis prancing around like a chicken breaking imaginary sticks over his knee?
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 8:46 AM EDT

    Just relax, folks.  He seems to be just having fun, maybe not all PC for some, but, fun for him, nonetheless.
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 9:11 AM EDT

    GRONK is a loveable Neanderthal now compair him to an ash ole like Jeremy Shockey.  Who would you rather have?
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 12:31 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again:
    In Response to Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again : Seriously, the only eyebrows that should be raised from Gronk's angle of answer right here, Should be from that pondering wrinkled brow querilous-turned-enlightened look of realization which unconciously is saying, "Hmm, ya know what? Put right on the spot in a pretty tough situation, Man=THIS guy steps up to any challenge, and comes through with the right moves without even batting an eyelash..." Rob Gronkowski: Continuing to impress me with the depths of his performances on Any & Every Stage he's performing on... He probably goes home at night and has a three-s#me with Bibi and that playboy model (the one whom I found out is most recognized by doing a pictoral wearing tight NFL jerseys, The NY Giants one apparently being her most famed pic- which is absolutely hilarious in itself, that b/c he was injured in the SB, he's makin' up for it by figuratively pounding the Giants every night since-THAT is impressive).   
    Posted by LazarusintheSanatorium


    Hello Laz,, from an old friend...(Stomper, Jerry Springer)

    For the first time in a long time I will use my prolofic word term in a good way to describe the heralded Rob Gronkowski...

    He is in all good terms the     "KING of TROGlODYTES"

    As a past life doctor of Anthropology 400 years ago, I have done unscrupulous research and found Gronk's tracable DNA roots back to, Gronkowski-ess Stupidious Erectess....

    He once had a small island outpost off the Polish coast called Pooty-tangious, unfortunately that was the reject center and cast-away section for Atlantians before Atlantis was sunk.

    I have enclose the only known photo of the spectacular race know as Trogloditians, it seems with the passage of time Rob Gronkowski has advanced, and I dare use that term loosely to what we would now call,

                                                "GRONKLODYTE"

     
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 4:07 PM EDT

    He's just a 22 year old kid having fun, no harm here.. its all good.
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/14/2012 4:18 PM EDT

    I could care less. Come back in 2012 and gives us the same as 2011.

    Nobody is equal to Gronk
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/15/2012 2:26 PM EDT

    As long as he keeps dragging opposing players down the field with him, I don't really care. Plus it is a lot better then having a woman beater like Merriman or Marshall. Or a deadbeat dad like Cromartie. Oh wait, people on these boards have wanted to sign all those players at one time or another!
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/15/2012 2:30 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again:
    Edit:  I mean who would you rather have in your huddle a guy who's showing you pics of a porn star in his jersey or a guy like ray lewis prancing around like a chicken breaking imaginary sticks over his knee?
    Posted by Philskiw1


    Would rather have Gronkowski

    With RL in the huddle, I'd be so preoccupied trying not to LOL in his face for that twerpy, little dance he does, I would end up wasting a lot of energy and losing focus.

    As a result, my performance on the field would suffer, I would be cut from the team, and it would all be Ray's fault...
     

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    Re: Gronkowski raises eyebrows again

    posted at 4/15/2012 4:06 PM EDT

    Gronk should never have agreed to play "F, Marry, Kill" in the first place.  All of the possible answers would have been bad.

    If you wanted someone who never took any risks in the first place, Maroney is your guy.  Actually, that's not completely fair.  Maroney probably hit the hole quickly before he busted his shoulder.