Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

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    Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 2:35 AM EDT

    I'm outraged at the insensitivity that Mr. "Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf" hating Kraft shows.  I'll forgive his hiring of BB, but c'mon... can't we find at least one female Egyptian albino dwarf player or assistant coach?  Are you telling me that our current backup QB's are better than any female Egyptian albino dwarf free agents out there?  I think not.

    There, I made a solid argument.  Let's see if you folks can come back with a rational argument yourselves.  I think Duh Celtics was on to something.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 3:06 AM EDT

    I too am disappointed! Not only have they never sought out a Female  Egyptian Albino dwarf to either be an assistant coach or to play Back up QB,But they have failed to hire a Member of the French Foreign Legion to come in and play QB and we all know that being a member of the French Foreign Legion makes you eminantly qualified to play QB!!! What DA U Say to this idea DACeltics?????
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 6:14 AM EDT

    In Response to Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    I'm outraged at the insensitivity that Mr. "Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf" hating Kraft shows.  I'll forgive his hiring of BB, but c'mon... can't we find at least one female Egyptian albino dwarf player or assistant coach?  Are you telling me that our current backup QB's are better than any female Egyptian albino dwarf free agents out there?  I think not. There, I made a solid argument.  Let's see if you folks can come back with a rational argument yourselves.  I think Duh Celtics was on to something.
    Posted by carawaydj

    I blame it on the Canadians who have never, ever had an Indian Prime Minister. It sets a very bad precedent.

     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 6:30 AM EDT

    I'd rather respond to this thread then even get involved in the other sites sniveling about wheres my black QB!!! Please what you mean too say when mentioning a back up to Brady is where is my Black clipboard holder/bu QB.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 6:51 AM EDT

    You're right Enoch, a Sikh as Canadian head of state would have certainly added more 'color' to the 'far north'.....especially with their turbans....
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 7:12 AM EDT

    Maybe guys like DaCeltics would be happy if they passed a new rule. Any team interviewing coaches, or trying out a QB has to have at least one candidate from each of these groups:

    African American
    Muslim
    Native American
    Asian
    Atheist
    Homosexual
    Female
    Hispanic
    Disabled
    and Mentally Retarded!!!

    Only then could we truly be sure they hired the "best available candidate" for the job!!!

    They could call it the "Moron Rule"!
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 7:42 AM EDT

    In Response to Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    I'm outraged at the insensitivity that Mr. "Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf" hating Kraft shows.  I'll forgive his hiring of BB, but c'mon... can't we find at least one female Egyptian albino dwarf player or assistant coach?  Are you telling me that our current backup QB's are better than any female Egyptian albino dwarf free agents out there?  I think not. There, I made a solid argument.  Let's see if you folks can come back with a rational argument yourselves.  I think Duh Celtics was on to something.
    Posted by carawaydj


    Caraway - The Patriots were actually on the verge of signing a 'FEAD', but The Learning Channel came in with last minute offer for a reality show to air opposite J&K+8, LPBW and Octomom. She signed with them instead. Damn media wh*re!
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 7:48 AM EDT

    In Response to Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    In Response to Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB? : Caraway - The Patriots were actually on the verge of signing a 'FEAD', but The Learning Channel came in with last minute offer for a reality show to air opposite J&K+8, LPBW and Octomom. She signed with them instead. Damn media wh*re!
    Posted by CTLadyluvsPats


    I've heard she is also set to appear on Jerry Springer, as her husband is having an affair with her twin sister!!!
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 8:46 AM EDT

    They like to be called little people not Dwarfs.  lol
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 8:47 AM EDT

    In Response to Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    In Response to Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB? : I've heard she is also set to appear on Jerry Springer, as her husband is having an affair with her twin sister!!!
    Posted by bubthegrub2


    See! You give a 'FEAD' a chance to make it in the big league and they go TMZ on ya.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 12:56 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    They like to be called little people not Dwarfs.  lol
    Posted by Kmax


    I thought it was midgets who want to be called "little people", not Dwarves! If they expect us to all go "PC" they need to publish some sort of freaking manual for all us "rednecks" (or is that "dentally challenged"?) and dumba**es (or should it be "educationally challenged"?) out there who are not up on these kinds of things!!!

    I am OUTRAGED at these people who simply assume all of us old timers know what the correct term is for all these panty-waisted sensitive morons who won't let us "call a spade a spade"! I'm sure I'll be blasted for using that old saying, too! W T F, you can't please everyone!!!!
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 3:25 PM EDT

    "I thought it was midgets who want to be called "little people", not Dwarves!"

    LMAO!
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 3:39 PM EDT

    The moron rule! I love it lol


    CarawayDJ is on to something the incredible fair and good Mr. Bob Kraft must be a racist. I mean it doe snot matter that he signed Moss with his bagage or Corey Dillion with all his bagage he is clearly racist! If only he would bring in this F.E.A.D for a look as a back up QB then maybe he wouldnt be a racist but clearly he is.


    The moron rule should be put into effect at once! dah celtics is going to cry.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 3:41 PM EDT

    I did a google search -'Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf with a camera' and nothing came up. I guess you better stick with the dwarf you have.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 4:04 PM EDT




    All o'  y'all.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 4:34 PM EDT

    LOL
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 4:35 PM EDT

    As a general rule, dwarves do not mind being called "dwarves", but don't ever, ever call them "elves"!!!
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 5:10 PM EDT

    And never try and pick one up like a cute little baby....lol
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 5:45 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    All o'  y'all.
    Posted by prairiemike


    Do you personally know DuhCeltics?  If not, how did you get his Pik?  No wonder the guy has a chip on his shoulder.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 5:46 PM EDT

    In Response to Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    I'm outraged at the insensitivity that Mr. "Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf" hating Kraft shows.  I'll forgive his hiring of BB, but c'mon... can't we find at least one female Egyptian albino dwarf player or assistant coach?  Are you telling me that our current backup QB's are better than any female Egyptian albino dwarf free agents out there?  I think not. There, I made a solid argument.  Let's see if you folks can come back with a rational argument yourselves.  I think Duh Celtics was on to something.
    Posted by carawaydj


    Of course, if this posts generates a lot of feedback (whether it's legitimate or not), then it validates your question. Undecided

     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 6:03 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    I did a google search -'Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf with a camera' and nothing came up. I guess you better stick with the dwarf you have.
    Posted by jbolted


    Good point Jbolted.  You need a camera to take pictures when you win a championship.  Someday you and the rest of the Chargers fans will understand that.  Someday...  I know, this year is really going to be the year.  I still have your quote saved for later in the season:  "Slice it any way you want, this years Chargers will be better and have greater postseason success again than this years Patriots."  It will be fun to revisit this quote.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 6:05 PM EDT

    In Response to Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?:
    As a general rule, dwarves do not mind being called "dwarves", but don't ever, ever call them "elves"!!!
    Posted by Jayco


    Or hobbits!
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 6:27 PM EDT


    ROOT:

    Verrrry funny, Humor IS the best medicine LOL.
     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 8:09 PM EDT

    LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL  DEEP BREATH    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOO

    GO PATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

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    Re: Have the Patriots EVER had a Female Egyptian Albino Dwarf coach or Starting / #1 back-up QB?

    posted at 8/5/2009 9:00 PM EDT

    This thread proves that there are a lot of folks that ridicule the patriotic ideal of equality in America.

    How do you guys differ in philosophy from Al-Qaeda?