Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

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    Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 9:50 AM EST

    Chargers coach Norv Turner is upset of his teams recent struggles, so he decides to visit Bill Belichick at Patriots practice.

    "Coach, how is it the Patriots always seem to be on a roll? What's your secret?"

    Belichick says, "Watch this!" He calls over Tom Brady and says, "Tom, who is your father's brother's nephew?"

    Brady responds, "That's easy coach.... it's me"

    Belichick then looks at Turner and says, "See thats what it takes Norv.. A smart quarterback... You gotta have a smart QB!"

    Turner heads back to San Diego and at the next Chargers practice he calls over Philip Rivers and says "Rivers!! Who is your father's brother's nephew??"

    Rivers looks baffled and asks "Uhh coach can i get back to you on that?"

    Annoyed Turner says, "Yes... Just make it quick."

    Then Rivers goes over to Antonio Gates and says "Coach just asked me a strange question: "Whos is your father's brother's nephew?"

    Gates replies "Duhhh cmon man that's simple... It's me"

    Later on when Rivers catches back up with Norv Turner, Rivers says "Hey Coach I think I've got it! My father's brother's nephew is... Antonio Gates!!"

    Turner, exasperated, says, "No.. No.. No!! you fool!! it's Tom Brady!!"

    LOL.. Hope u guys liked it i got a good laugh when i read it.. anyways go pats!!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 9:52 AM EST

    Rofl that's great
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 11:22 AM EST

    hehe thanks man.. I'll post more if i find em
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 11:42 AM EST

    Good one!!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 12:03 PM EST

    Well done. I'm still laughing!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 12:15 PM EST

    nice, made me laugh.
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 1:19 PM EST

    Thanks for the laugh!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 1:27 PM EST

    Priceless!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 2:19 PM EST

    Ha ha, thank you!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 2:41 PM EST

    In Response to Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha:
    Ha ha, thank you!
    Posted by NYPat


    If Fat Rex asked that question of Cromartie, he would be in a corner blithering for a week.
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 2:49 PM EST

    In Response to Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha:
    In Response to Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha : If Fat Rex asked that question of Cromartie, he would be in a corner blithering for a week.
    Posted by xBruzer77


    if rex asked cromartie that he would refuse to comment thinking it was a paternity test.
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 3:22 PM EST

    In Response to Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha:
    In Response to Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha : if rex asked cromartie that he would refuse to comment thinking it was a paternity test.
    Posted by natesubs


    Ha!LOL!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 3:55 PM EST

    In Response to Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha:
    Chargers coach Norv Turner is upset of his teams recent struggles, so he decides to visit Bill Belichick at Patriots practice. "Coach, how is it the Patriots always seem to be on a roll? What's your secret?" Belichick says, "Watch this!" He calls over Tom Brady and says, "Tom, who is your father's brother's nephew?" Brady responds, "That's easy coach.... it's me" Belichick then looks at Turner and says, "See thats what it takes Norv.. A smart quarterback... You gotta have a smart QB!" Turner heads back to San Diego and at the next Chargers practice he calls over Philip Rivers and says "Rivers!! Who is your father's brother's nephew??" Rivers looks baffled and asks "Uhh coach can i get back to you on that?" Annoyed Turner says, "Yes... Just make it quick." Then Rivers goes over to Antonio Gates and says "Coach just asked me a strange question: "Whos is your father's brother's nephew?" Gates replies "Duhhh cmon man that's simple... It's me" Later on when Rivers catches back up with Norv Turner, Rivers says "Hey Coach I think I've got it! My father's brother's nephew is... Antonio Gates!!" Turner, exasperated, says, "No.. No.. No!! you fool!! it's Tom Brady!!" LOL.. Hope u guys liked it i got a good laugh when i read it.. anyways go pats!!
    Posted by benBlev


    That was great!!  i literally laughed out loud!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 4:36 PM EST

    Thanks needed that! I'm so SICK of TEBOW!!!!
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 6:02 PM EST

    wow -  A non-Tebow thread and a good one at that ...

    Good one !

     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 6:16 PM EST

    The most famous white bronco since OJ's truck.  LOL  
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 8:12 PM EST

    if rex asked cromartie that he would refuse to comment thinking it was a paternity test.s
    Hey, hey, hey now, credit where credit is due. It is a well known fact that Cromartie has never failed a paternity test, even when he tried.
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 8:27 PM EST

    In Response to Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha:
    Chargers coach Norv Turner is upset of his teams recent struggles, so he decides to visit Bill Belichick at Patriots practice. "Coach, how is it the Patriots always seem to be on a roll? What's your secret?" Belichick says, "Watch this!" He calls over Tom Brady and says, "Tom, who is your father's brother's nephew?" Brady responds, "That's easy coach.... it's me" Belichick then looks at Turner and says, "See thats what it takes Norv.. A smart quarterback... You gotta have a smart QB!" Turner heads back to San Diego and at the next Chargers practice he calls over Philip Rivers and says "Rivers!! Who is your father's brother's nephew??" Rivers looks baffled and asks "Uhh coach can i get back to you on that?" Annoyed Turner says, "Yes... Just make it quick." Then Rivers goes over to Antonio Gates and says "Coach just asked me a strange question: "Whos is your father's brother's nephew?" Gates replies "Duhhh cmon man that's simple... It's me" Later on when Rivers catches back up with Norv Turner, Rivers says "Hey Coach I think I've got it! My father's brother's nephew is... Antonio Gates!!" Turner, exasperated, says, "No.. No.. No!! you fool!! it's Tom Brady!!" LOL.. Hope u guys liked it i got a good laugh when i read it.. anyways go pats!!
    Posted by benBlev


    thanks for the chuckle
     

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    Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha

    posted at 1/10/2012 9:00 PM EST

    In Response to Re: Heres a joke for those of you who want a good laugh haha:
    Hey, hey, hey now, credit where credit is due. It is a well known fact that Cromartie has never failed a paternity test, even when he tried.
    Posted by pauldeba
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha