Is this thing on?

Is this thing on?

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Except SCUDs.....ask the Kurds.....

Hey all - It is me UD. 

Banned once again.  This time, I am not sure what for, except being a colts fan.  BDC said that I was harrassing pats fans, and they supplied me a copy of the board rules which said nothing about having a difference of opinion. 

Rest assured you all will be free to harrass me without retribution.  I, on the other hand, will simply be another victim of fandom. 

I am sure that given my board name, I will quickly be banned again and that will be the last time.  Actually this was my first ever name, and I thought that it had been banned. 

By the way, I actually hope that Manning allows Brady to be paid $1 more than him.  And I was also curious whether or not Rusty thought the contract was still a pay cut now that the extension has been increased by $14 mill.

Not a paycut. I said I mis-spoke within that same post. It's under market (this how I should have worded it) because Gomer will get far more.

Your brain capacity is very small, as usual.

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Yeah, It aint easy out there. I got your back though.

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 The car is a 99 ford taurus wagon.  The Astro van is my work van.   I have NO idea how that factors in, kind of a random question.  You don't like the quote?  Good.  I don't care what you think about Bill B.  And you being banned is great.  In fact, I will pop off a note to Dottie RIGHT NOW to let her know you are here, you are Leon, and you are being a Jet troll.   Taking out the trash is just what happens on friday, so I'm going to do it.  Bye.

"How do you think the Pats will do?"

I dont know why this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now

Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must go through
When someone wants to test us
When someone tries our patience

I hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roach#s
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
We Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dumb as f#ck and only get a 2 in the source

They never should've booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool, takin a sh#t in a warm pool
They threw me out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and smackin-around my school counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Scr#w the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other kids said Lazarus's is a dishead,
He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till I told this chick in gym class
That she was too fat to swim laps, & that she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah girl, you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that chick by her hair
Dragged her across the ground
And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop
While I drop this chick face down and watch her belly flop

As the World Turns
These are the days of our lives
These are the things that we must go through
Day by day

I drive around in $2 dollar junk car
While this post'll be hid from people like a bad report card
Outsiders, and we suing the courts
Cuz we d#mb an' drunk and only get a 2 in The Source

Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the raunchy fat white trashy broads be at
I'm Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark and I'm still try'na nail some trailor park chick
I met some fugly and said "What up, its nice to meet ya-
I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke as f'k and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next bl#nt
But I aint got no w##d, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rap#st and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz you know your stinkin-b#tt is too fat to try to outrun me"-
I went to grab her arm
Thats when she put it on me
Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through the glass doors
Started causin a scene
Then slid across the floor- and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god I was smokin cr#ck all day
And d#ped up off booze and sm#ck
All I wanted to do was rob this chick and take her purse
Now I wanna kill her
But so I gotta catch her first
Ran through DQ's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house she ran up in
And shot her porch up- Before
Kicked the door down to murder her deformed b#tt
Looked around the room
Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut
"I know you're in there girl! I got my g#n out!
You might as well come out now"-
She said "Come in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin g#y porn
She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg "No, please let go"
But she swallowed my leg whole like an egg roll.


Anyway...that's what I did today.

The capital of Jabuti is Jabuti. 

Inylove, it all depends how quick our young D can start gelling. Remember the hit on our D was how old they are. Can please anyone! :)

You can thank me by leaving.  Forever.  

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Dave, before bdc changed the boards, everyone posted on all of the boards, including around the NFL.  That doesn't happen now.  You've been on the board a long time so you know this. 

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I don't know why I'm telling you this but since you seem to get constantly banned rather than identifying yourself by a name (BTW I hate the new name) you could just use a unique avatar.  Then no matter what the incarnation we would know it's you.

You could just open MS paint, write the name Underdogg and upload it as your avatar.

Shen - That is an idea, but I think that I am done once I get banned with this name.  And it will happen.  I think I have been pretty civil lately to everyone with the exception of Russ who is now getting banned.

But apparently, Dave's got it in for anyone with a dissenting opinion, or at least he has it in for me.  He's already said twice that he would be turning me in.  As I said in my post - Pats fans may harrass whomever they like whenever they like without retribution.  Me, I am a victim of fandom. 

Anyway, the name.  I would do underdogggggg (6g) but I'd have to create a new email address and I don't want to.  This name (which I don't like either) was actually the very first name I had when I started posting here.  I started using underdogg(g)(gg) and forgot about this or thought it had been banned. 

I just don't want to get banned for respectfully disagreeing. 

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Dave keep running your mouth and trying to get people banned and I will unleash things on you that you will never get on this board again. If you dont like him then ignor him and shut up about it. I for one am sick and tired of your girlish crap

I'm with Matilda on this one(I miss your sexy picture). Use the ignore button or your scroll wheel(this is what I do).

underdogg was harmless, if not hilarious, most of the time.

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This is commonly mis-stated.  In D.C. no structure can be erected taller than 20 times the width of the street on which it is to be constructed.  In which case, the resultant parameter of no building can exceed the height of the Washington monument.

Enochroot has perfectly demonstrated the BDC policy.  Had I said that, I would be gone. 

Hi Root.

Indylove is one of Leon Hess's poser names.

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Really Sweetheart? Let the fun begin can you say fried hard drive, you will!