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    Still here.  
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    " How do you think the Pats will do ?" I dont know why this world keep turning Round and Round But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now Yes man As the World Turns We all experience things in life Trials and Tribulations That we all must go through When someone wants to test us When someone tries our patience I hang with a bunch of hippies and wacky tobacco planters Who swallow lit roach#s and light up like jack-o-lanterns We Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts Cuz we're dumb as f#ck and only get a 2 in the source They never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, takin a sh#t in a warm pool They threw me out the Ramada Inn I said it wasn't me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) It all started when my mother took my bike away Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers Slappin teachers, and smackin-around my school counselors Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman Scr#w the next lesson, I'll past the test guessin And all the other kids said Lazarus's is a dishead, He'll never last, the only class he'll pass is phys ed May be true, till I told this chick in gym class That she was too fat to swim laps, & that she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) Yeah girl, you so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!) It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming Grabbed that chick by her hair Dragged her across the ground And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop While I drop this chick face down and watch her belly flop As the World Turns These are the days of our lives These are the things that we must go through Day by day I drive around in $2 dollar junk car While this post'll be hid from people like a bad report card Outsiders, and we suing the courts Cuz we d#mb an' drunk and only get a 2 in The Source Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat Where all the raunchy fat white trashy broads be at I'm Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage Its almost dark and I'm still try'na nail some trailor park chick I met some fugly and said "What up, its nice to meet ya- I'd like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza But I'm broke as f'k and I don't get paid till the first of next month But if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next bl#nt But I aint got no w##d, no phillies, or no papers Plus I'm a rap#st and a repeated prison escapist So gimme all your money And don't try nothin funny Cuz you know your stinkin-b#tt is too fat to try to outrun me"- I went to grab her arm Thats when she put it on me Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry I fell through the glass doors Started causin a scene Then slid across the floor- and flew right into a washin machine Jumped up with a broken back Thank god I was smokin cr#ck all day And d#ped up off booze and sm#ck All I wanted to do was rob this chick and take her purse Now I wanna kill her But so I gotta catch her first Ran through DQ's parkin lot and took a shortcut Saw the house she ran up in And shot her porch up- Before Kicked the door down to murder her deformed b#tt Looked around the room Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut "I know you're in there girl! I got my g#n out! You might as well come out now"- She said "Come in, its unlocked!" I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin g#y porn She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her I started to beg "No, please let go" But she swallowed my leg whole like an egg roll. Anyway...that's what I did today.
    Posted by LazarusintheSanatorium

    If you're going to waste all day typing Eminem lyrics try to pick a better song.
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    see other thread.
    Posted by Indylove

    Why? Are you posts there any dumber than the ones here?