Posted by Mybologna
In one opening part of the cartoon series "American Dad" as they're goin' through the singing intro, the father steps out onto his porch and picks up that day's newspaper. Each episode shows a different paper headline... Last episode, the paper said: "Childhood Obesity up, Pedophilia down;"
So this is gonna be added to MY particular advice to today's youth: Stay in school, but don't try to hard (b/c instantly, more will be expected outta you), And also- Learn as little as humanly possible (just enough to perform basic motor functions sounds about right...not 1 bit more- Exact amount of knowledge you acquire=Exact Equal amount of confusion, depression, turmoil), And finally if at all possible, stay fat & lazy (it'll kill'ya while in school, but as a long-term strategy- the target you made as a fat kid in your youth, will make you easy-goin, less-stressed, and an unthreatening, dismissed, pointless, & anonymous after-thought for most predators in the adult human world of life experiences).
Yes-siree kidos= Stay fat, lazy, uncaring, & st#pid, while spending what little effort you DO have on making money... Abide by these rules, and the world's your oyster.