Re: How is the Defense going to deal with Denver
posted at 10/1/2012 11:01 PM EDT
In response to LazarusintheSanatorium's comment:
[QUOTE]How is the Defense going to deal with Denver
See, it all depends on Manning... Our 11 D starters, could very well EACH, have the game of their lives, 1 by 1...but for this game, and any Peyton Manning matchup, that's entirely inconsequential.
Key in early, maybe even pre-kickoff in order to just get a roundabout sense about whether or not, Peyton's "pouty-face" is on the mark or not. IF Peyton's pouty-face, IS in full-effect...wow- Look out, we might be lookin' at a bare minimum of at least 6, 30+ yards each, "Peyton Interference" penalties (obviously, ALL on the uptmost critical down and yardage times, at the most crucial turning point, momentum swinging times in the contest);
Now that's not bad... That's just about the standard going rate in Peyton Interference pouty-face penalties (100 yards or so), or just a tad bit over (slightly over the buck 50 mark). YET (and here's the game-changer), IF BOTH Peyton's scrunched up baby pout face is on, AND (on top of this) his forehead ratio is hitting on all cro-magnon cylinders (think in the neighborhood of a 3:1 forehead to face length-ratio)...well- Well, we might as well just concide the game before it even starts, b/c any pass that actually isn't caught, will be a 1st down Peyton Interference call anyway...He'll just go 100% Attempts-Completions all day long.
Yikes! "Peyton Interference" penalties! I wasn't worried about this game until you reminded me of this fact.