how many legs will a sheep have if you called its tail a LEG?

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    how many legs will a sheep have if you called its tail a LEG?

    answer: FIVE....

    i often ask THIS TO my NEW marketing employees and contractors, almost always they respond with "5".. at which point i make it clear its still FOUR! see, just because you wish that reality is different doesnt make it so... so stay in reality and go make me those numbers... variations: just because you call your head a pumpkin doesnt make it halloween.

    likewise, some of u on this board choose to totally ignore reality in your positions and predictions... like i still  tell my little bro (from big brother,big sistas), there  should only be 2 rules  on this board: rule 1: reality IS always right.. rule 2: whenever ur in doubt, go back to rule #1! enough of my random wonderings..

     
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    Smoke another bowl dude...LOL

     
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    Yes enough of your random wandering s.  heyyyyyy we agree on something!

     
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    Free-UB,

    Respectfully, consistent with the '5' theme, the last 5 words in your post were the most encouraging.

     
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    In response to tanbass' comment:

    Smoke another bowl dude...LOL



    but share.....lol

     
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    In response to tanbass' comment:

    Smoke another bowl dude...LOL




    I'm going to need to smoke one just to figure out what he was talking about

     
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    Smoke another bowl dude...LOL




    I'm going to need to smoke one just to figure out what he was talking about




    LOL! I was just sitting here thinking it must be some sort of youth thing that I don't know about!!!

     
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    Smoke another bowl dude...LOL




    I'm going to need to smoke one just to figure out what he was talking about




    LOL! I was just sitting here thinking it must be some sort of youth thing that I don't know about!!!



    Well how do you question your "sources"?  I mean employees. 

     
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    I'm going to need to smoke one just to figure out what he was talking about



    Exactly my point!! LOL

     
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    Re: how many legs will a sheep have if you called its tail a LEG?

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    answer: FIVE....

    i often ask my NEW marketingemployees and contractors, almost always they respond with "5".. at which point i make it clear its still 5! see, just because you wish that reality is different doesnt make it so... so stay in reality and go make me those numbers... variations: just because you call your head a pumpkin doesnt make it halloween.

    likewise, some of u on this board choose to totally ignore reality in your positions and predictions... like i still  tell my little bro (from big brother,big sistas), there  should only be 2 rules  on thios board: rule 1: i am always right.. rule 2: whenever ur in doubt, go back to rule #1! enough of my random wonderings..




    Ricky is that you?

     
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    people with too much interest in sheep ..scare me.

     
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    people with too much interest in sheep ..scare me.




    Don't ever go to Western Mass then...LOL

     
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    Re: how many legs will a sheep have if you called its tail a LEG?

    If you redefine the meaning of the word Leg to encompass Tail or Leg the answer is indeed 5 not 4.

    So you are wrong , your new employees are correct.

     

     
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    Why would anyone call a tail a leg???  It's a tail!  Do you really think people think it is Halloween when they refer to their head as a pumpkin?

    I think your new employees think you are strange and probably question why they are working for your marketing department.

     

     
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    TFB12 almost as good as the Bear!! hahahahahahahah

     
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    Re: how many legs will a sheep have if you called its tail a LEG?

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    answer: FIVE....

    i often ask THIS TO my NEW marketing employees and contractors, almost always they respond with "5".. at which point i make it clear its still FOUR! see, just because you wish that reality is different doesnt make it so... so stay in reality and go make me those numbers... variations: just because you call your head a pumpkin doesnt make it halloween.

    likewise, some of u on this board choose to totally ignore reality in your positions and predictions... like i still  tell my little bro (from big brother,big sistas), there  should only be 2 rules  on this board: rule 1: reality IS always right.. rule 2: whenever ur in doubt, go back to rule #1! enough of my random wonderings..



    if it's a Monsanto sheep 12

     
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    What about if Pigs had wings? Try that TFB12, hahahsahahahahaha

     
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    In response to crazy-world-of-troybrown's comment:

    TFB12 almost as good as the Bear!! hahahahahahahah




    LOL! 

    The BB bear picture + your story = All Time Classic!

     
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    Thanks TFB12, your one of the best here.

     
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    Thanks TFB12, your one of the best here.




    Thank you!  Always enjoy hearing from you and reading your posts.  FYI, your response to the BB bear picture was main reason I kept posting photoshops here.  Your story made my day, I continue to crack up over it!  Thanks!!

     
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    Re: how many legs will a sheep have if you called its tail a LEG?

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    answer: FIVE....

    i often ask THIS TO my NEW marketing employees and contractors, almost always they respond with "5".. at which point i make it clear its still FOUR! see, just because you wish that reality is different doesnt make it so... so stay in reality and go make me those numbers... variations: just because you call your head a pumpkin doesnt make it halloween.

    likewise, some of u on this board choose to totally ignore reality in your positions and predictions... like i still  tell my little bro (from big brother,big sistas), there  should only be 2 rules  on this board: rule 1: reality IS always right.. rule 2: whenever ur in doubt, go back to rule #1! enough of my random wonderings..

     




    The most amazing thing about this post is the thought that this guy actually employs anybody.

     

     
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    answer: FIVE....

    i often ask THIS TO my NEW marketing employees and contractors, almost always they respond with "5".. at which point i make it clear its still FOUR! see, just because you wish that reality is different doesnt make it so... so stay in reality and go make me those numbers... variations: just because you call your head a pumpkin doesnt make it halloween.

    likewise, some of u on this board choose to totally ignore reality in your positions and predictions... like i still  tell my little bro (from big brother,big sistas), there  should only be 2 rules  on this board: rule 1: reality IS always right.. rule 2: whenever ur in doubt, go back to rule #1! enough of my random wonderings..

     




    The most amazing thing about this post is the thought that this guy actually employs anybody.

     




    Well he can't be doing great at it because he hasn't hire me to his marketing staff.  Smile

     
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    answer: FIVE....

    i often ask THIS TO my NEW marketing employees and contractors, almost always they respond with "5".. at which point i make it clear its still FOUR! see, just because you wish that reality is different doesnt make it so... so stay in reality and go make me those numbers... variations: just because you call your head a pumpkin doesnt make it halloween.

    likewise, some of u on this board choose to totally ignore reality in your positions and predictions... like i still  tell my little bro (from big brother,big sistas), there  should only be 2 rules  on this board: rule 1: reality IS always right.. rule 2: whenever ur in doubt, go back to rule #1! enough of my random wonderings..

     




    The most amazing thing about this post is the thought that this guy actually employs anybody.

     




    Well he can't be doing great at it because he hasn't hire me to his marketing staff.  Smile



    You know... that kind of surprises me too.

     
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