HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

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    HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    AS RECENTLY POSTED IN THE PREDICTION THREAD, REPEATED HERE FOR THOSE OF YOU NOW FINISHED WITH THAT THREAD

    Here are my two cents:
     




    These are two bruising teams, come to...




      
    I tell ya', it will be dog-eat-dog,




    good...




    ...versus evil,




    lead by two top quarterbacks, Eli and Tom,




    winner take all!




    In the beginning, defense will rule.  






    But eventually, as the defenders run out of gas and wind down,




     the pace of scoring for both teams will increase.




    After three quarters,





     who shall win will still be in question,




    Butt in the end...




    ...the BEST team will win...

    ...30-20.

    Go Pats!






    MHK






     
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    Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    LOL...agreed.
     
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    Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    For a moment, I was worried that I might have to read a few paragraphs to get to the point.

    Thanks chrisakawoody!
     
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    Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    Nice work Chris!

    Thanks
     
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    In Response to Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down:
    For a moment, I was worried that I might have to read a few paragraphs to get to the point. Thanks chrisakawoody!
    Posted by krismk

    Guilty.  Me wordy.

     
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    You're welcome, guys.
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    I re-titled this because I put too much damn work into for people to pass it over as just another of my dry, 42-page, blowhard opinion pieces.

    Hope you enjoyed it.
     
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    Bravo! Bravo!  Well done!
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    Something about the pregnant statue on a bear skin rug "presenting" herself is a bit disturbing. Who would make a statue like that?
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    Well, praise from the master, Orson Welles.  I'm flattered.  Speechless.  Thank you.  Thank you.
     
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    In Response to Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down:
    Something about the pregnant statue on a bear skin rug "presenting" herself is a bit disturbing. Who would make a statue like that?
    Posted by PatsEng


    Some mother's son or daughter.  Unless it was a clone artist.

    This thread-starter is like a Rorschach test.  "Tell me how the sculpture of the nude, expectant mother laying prostrate on a bear-skin rug makes you feel?"
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    The original post is wrong on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin....


    LOVED IT!!!!
     
  13. You have chosen to ignore posts from zbellino. Show zbellino's posts

    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    LOL. Is that a pregnant lady on a bearskin rug? Where did you even find that?

    Good stuff. 
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    I found it at PregnantladiesonbearskinrugsRus.
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    In Response to Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down:
    Something about the pregnant statue on a bear skin rug "presenting" herself is a bit disturbing. Who would make a statue like that?
    Posted by PatsEng


    Probably some fat loser that was trying to break away from a foot fetish or something.
     
  16. You have chosen to ignore posts from chrisakawoody. Show chrisakawoody's posts

    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    Hmmmmmm...who fits that profile...I'm thinking...I'm thinking...
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    I'm sure the answer is right on the tip of your toe..er, uh, I mean tongue.
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    What's that guy's name?  The guy who snacks on his wife's feet?  Who is that dude?
     
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    Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down

    The pregnant lady is Britney. And from behind she's giving birth. Solid work Chris.
     
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