HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/1/2012 8:51 PM EST
AS RECENTLY POSTED IN THE PREDICTION THREAD, REPEATED HERE FOR THOSE OF YOU NOW FINISHED WITH THAT THREAD
Here are my two cents:
These are two bruising teams, come to...
I tell ya', it will be dog-eat-dog,
good...
...versus evil,
lead by two top quarterbacks, Eli and Tom,
winner take all!
In the beginning, defense will rule.
But eventually, as the defenders run out of gas and wind down,
the pace of scoring for both teams will increase.
After three quarters,
who shall win will still be in question,
Butt in the end...
...the BEST team will win...
...30-20.
Go Pats!
Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/1/2012 8:57 PM EST
- TheExaminer
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LOL...agreed.
Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/1/2012 9:13 PM EST
- krismk
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For a moment, I was worried that I might have to read a few paragraphs to get to the point.
Thanks chrisakawoody!
Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/1/2012 9:32 PM EST
Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/1/2012 9:36 PM EST
In Response to
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For a moment, I was worried that I might have to read a few paragraphs to get to the point. Thanks chrisakawoody!
Posted by krismk
Guilty. Me wordy.
Re: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/1/2012 9:37 PM EST
You're welcome, guys.
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 11:13 AM EST
I re-titled this because I put too much damn work into for people to pass it over as just another of my dry, 42-page, blowhard opinion pieces.
Hope you enjoyed it.
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 11:17 AM EST
- TFB12
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Bravo! Bravo! Well done!
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 11:24 AM EST
- PatsEng
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Something about the pregnant statue on a bear skin rug "presenting" herself is a bit disturbing. Who would make a statue like that?
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 11:25 AM EST
Well, praise from the master, Orson Welles. I'm flattered. Speechless. Thank you. Thank you.
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 11:30 AM EST
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Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down:
Something about the pregnant statue on a bear skin rug "presenting" herself is a bit disturbing. Who would make a statue like that?
Posted by PatsEng
Some mother's son or daughter. Unless it was a clone artist.
This thread-starter is like a Rorschach test. "Tell me how the sculpture of the nude, expectant mother laying prostrate on a bear-skin rug makes you feel?"
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 11:45 AM EST
- ThefourBs
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The original post is wrong on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin....
LOVED IT!!!!
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 11:47 AM EST
- zbellino
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LOL. Is that a pregnant lady on a bearskin rug? Where did you even find that?
Good stuff.
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 11:49 AM EST
I found it at PregnantladiesonbearskinrugsRus.
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 1:07 PM EST
- cb156
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In Response to
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down:
Something about the pregnant statue on a bear skin rug "presenting" herself is a bit disturbing. Who would make a statue like that?
Posted by PatsEng
Probably some fat loser that was trying to break away from a foot fetish or something.
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 1:24 PM EST
Hmmmmmm...who fits that profile...I'm thinking...I'm thinking...
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 1:44 PM EST
- cb156
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I'm sure the answer is right on the tip of your toe..er, uh, I mean tongue.
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 1:58 PM EST
What's that guy's name? The guy who snacks on his wife's feet? Who is that dude?
Re: HUMOR: A vision of how this Super Bowl will go down
posted at 2/2/2012 10:29 PM EST
- fatsam72
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The pregnant lady is Britney. And from behind she's giving birth.
Solid work Chris.
