Re: If Rusty IM'd with Bill
posted at 7/14/2014 7:31 PM EDT
In response to DougIrwin's comment:
In response to cousteau's comment:
In response to AcheNot's comment:
If Rusty IM'd with Bill Belichick
Rusty: Bill! Hi!
Bill: Hello, Rusty *groan*
Rusty: How's it goin' tonight?
Bill: Was goin' great til about 2 seconds ago, why?
Rusty: No reason. Just wondering
Bill: Yeah, well, nice talking to you, Rus, but I'm very busy right now
Rusty: Ah, okay. no problem. Didnt mean to disturb you
Bill: Thank you, Rusty
Rusty: Saw you were online. Just thought I'd say hello
Bill: Yeah, lucky me
Rusty: Well, good night, Bill
Bill: Pleasure as always, Rus *eyeroll*
Rusty: One quick thing before I go
Bill: What's that? *groan*
Rusty: Was wondering if you'd evaluate my performance at the Front Burner Forum
Bill: The Front Burner what?
Rusty: It's a Patriots message board, Bill. I'm its resident BB groupie
Bill: Oh, that. Yes *ugh*
Rusty: I throttle the feeble Cupcake Guild for you everyday
Bill: Ive been meaning to talk to you about that, Rus
Rusty: Bludgeon the Irrationals
Bill: I know you mean well and everything
Rusty: Vanquish trolls, especially the smelly Jets ones
Bill: But your entire approach in there
Rusty: One guy in particular named Bustchise who has 40 screen names he signs in and out of all day
Bill: Troubles me
Rusty: He's a flippin', dorky inbred Jets fan 45 year old virgin from New Jersey
Bill: Hold on a second, would you please?
Rusty: He works at a movie theater selling Milk Duds for a living. LOSER
Bill: Yes, I know he is
Rusty: So what's the problem?
Bill: You. YOU are the problem!
Bill: Yes, you
Bill: Every time you open your #### mouth in that Front Burner place, you make me look bad
Rusty: What? No I dont!!
Bill: Your manner, Rusty...It's arrogant and outrageous
Rusty: Huh? Why? Because I defend you? I call it "reminding the idiots that I'm right" after they attack me for posting an unpopular, but correct, opinion
Bill: You are overbearing, and your Brady bashing is excessive
Rusty: Fact! Matthew Mulligan had a better post season than Brady last year. Not even remotely up for debate
Bill: Fact! Your hostility toward Tom is beyond weird. It's disgraceful, and you should be ashamed of yourself
Rusty: Oh geesh. Now youre sounding like a pink hat, Bill. Has mthurl taken over your Yahoo or something? lol
Bill: You act like the little professor in there
Rusty: Nope. You are confusing me with that monkey, zbellino
Bill, No, I'm not confusing you with anybody, Rusty
Rusty. Yes you are, and youre starting to #### me off, Bill
Bill: Youre always talking down to people and lecturing lecturing lecturing
Bill: Like John Silber used to only worse
Rusty: That is simply not true, and you know it
Bill: Yes, it is true
Bill: And youre gonna have to change, or else...WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??
Rusty: (oop!) Nothing, Bill!!
Bill: Have you lost your mind, Rusty?
Rusty: Umm *gulp*
Bill: Who in the #### do you think youre talking to?
Rusty: Let me explain!
Bill: Explain what? You just called me a #### MORON!
Rusty: No, I didnt. Youre a genius!
Bill: Yes, you damn did
Rusty: No, I didnt mean you, Bill!
Bill: The hell, you didnt
Rusty: I meant this ummm...BBW
Bill: This what?
Rusty: A Brady Ball Washer named TFB12. He's the moron!
Bill: Nice backpedal, Rusty. Now Ive heard everything
Rusty: He's the ultimate Millenial dork deluxe, Bill
Rusty: Says he's married with kids.Thinks saying so gives him some kind of board superiority. Laughable
Rusty: He cant be anymore than 23. Lives on Facebook and Twitter
Rusty: No human interaction whatsoever. Sad
Rusty: He tries to mask his awkwardness by posting funny pictures, which are good, but he is a social misfit
Rusty: I would pay money to watch him socialize at a party. It would be hilarious
Rusty: He even made up a phony story about how he became a Pats fan. Embarrassing
Rusty: No wonder the terrorists hate us. If all Americans were like TFB, I would join Al Qaeda and lead the jihad myself. Just make sure none of my 72 virgins is Bustchise LOL
Rusty: And another thing...
Bill: SHUT UP!
Rusty: Yes, Bill!
Bill: Ive had enough of your bull #### for one night
Rusty: Yes, Bill
Bill: Do you have any idea how annoying you are?
Rusty: Yes, Bill!
Rusty: I mean no, Bill
Bill: How did you get my account name anyway?
Rusty: My uncle has had season tickets since 1978. I think he gave it to me. Or maybe it was my aunt. I forget actually
Bill: Nevermind. Just get the hell outta here
Rusty: Yes, Bill. Didnt mean to upset you
Bill: And dont come back either
Rusty: Okay, Bill. I promise I wont message you again
Bill: Good, now please go
Rusty: Yes, Bill. Goodnight, Bill
Bill: Goodnight, Rusty
Rusty: Thank you for everything, Bill
Bill: Oh, and Rusty?
Rusty: Yes, Bill?
Bill: Next time that mthurl guy says "would of" instead of "would have"...
Rusty: Yes, Bill?
Bill: Just let it go, okay?
Rusty: Yes, Bill. But it's ungrammatical
Bill: I dont care. Just do as youre told. Following orders (my orders) is the Patriot Way
Rusty: But he's a teacher, Bill (AP puff pastry lol). He needs to start talking like a big boy now. If I dont correct him, he'll never learn. And furthermore...
Bill: JUST DO AS YOURE DAMN TOLD, MFer!
Rusty: Yes, Bill! I will do as I'm damned told! Good night, Bill
Bill: Good night, Rusty
Rusty: Good luck this seas--oh, hey wait a second!
Rusty: I almost forgot
Rusty: This may be an awkward time to ask...
Bill: Dont ask then
Rusty: Just wondering if it'd be okay to send you out a quick selfie
Rusty: Nothing fancy. I promise it will be discreet
Rusty: Just me in a Speedo striking the Heisman pose
Bill: No. Absolutely not. N-O. No
Rusty: Very tasteful, Bill. You have my word
Rusty: Show Linda. She likes beautiful things. It might turn her on
Rusty: Okay, Bill. You win. Well, thank you for the conversation tonight
Bill: Yeah, it was great *groan*
Rusty: If there is ever anything I can do for you
Bill: Youve done enough already
Rusty: Just let me know
Bill: Sure thing, Rusty *smh*
Rusty: BB #1, baby. Did you see my thread?
Bill: Yes, I saw it
Rusty: ^^Best coach/GM of all time^^
Bill: Thank you. I'm signing off now
Rusty: Not your fault Brady cr*ps himself every January
Bill: Oh, God. Here we go again
Rusty: His obsession with the finesse offense has sabotaged our game plans for years. He sold his soul long ago to pursue Gomie's stats. Selfish, entitled, egotistical girlyman...
Bill: Goodnight, Rusty *eyeroll* [Bill has disconnected from the internet]
Rusty: Good night, Bill
+1. Pegged the creepy stalker perfectly
Did you just call me a stalker, Bustchise? I am fairly certain even the Pats fans here who don't like me find that comical.
You have been stalking me here since 2009 using a long, long list of board names because I knew your Jets' approach would fail miserably and systematically destroy your franchise all in the name of PSL sales for that lame new stadium. LOL
You just used "Snark Patrol" to sign in and out to make it seem like somehow you are two different people, too.
The best is when it's clearly you and then pretend you aren't Bustchise, commenting as a Jets fan.
You have no credibility, are a fat load and obviously a horrendous loser. A 45 year old loser from NJ on a Pats board, pining for what Pats fans have, knowing you'll never see it.
You reinvented the term "stalker" by what you do to me here. FACT
yeah..i just took over ANOTHER account (Snark) to post as Bustchise. You are such a loser. Wait a minute while I log in as Rico, Snark, or is it some other account. And I let others here classify you as a stalker....yes/no?