If Rusty IM'd with Bill

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    Joe: Training Camp starts in 10 days..
    Ache: Yes, Joe
    Joe: Training Camp starts in 10 days...
    Ache: Yes, Joe
    Joe: Training Camp starts in 10 days...
    Ache: Yes, Joe
    Joe: There will be something to talk about soon,
    Ache: I hope so, Joe
    Joe: like stuff not like this.
    Ache: Like I hope not, Joe
    Joe: I didnt read it,
    Ache: That's too bad, Joe
    Joe: way too long,
    Ache: Yes, Joe. It's like War & Peace, Joe
    Joe: but I assume there could be good cracks in there...
    Ache: If you say so, Joe
    Joe: But you really do have too much time on you hands...
    Ache: Yes, Joe. Me and Tolstoy both, Joe
    Joe: Training Camp starts in 10 days...
    Ache: Yes, Joe

     

     
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    In response to DoNotSleepOnThePats' comment:


    You have way too much time on your hands.





    I get that a lot

     
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    In response to TFB12's comment:

    Love it!  Rusty would pay money to just to get invited to a party, lmao!!



    That which you underlined is actually a direct quote of Rusty's about you from the "Posting Pictures" thread of a few weeks back. I put several verbatim or near-verbatim quotes of his from that thread in the section of the IM about you. I embellished some obviously, but the segment practically wrote itself lol

     
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    In response to AcheNot's comment:
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    Joe: Training Camp starts in 10 days..
    Ache: Yes, Joe
    Joe: Training Camp starts in 10 days...
    Ache: Yes, Joe
    Joe: Training Camp starts in 10 days...
    Ache: Yes, Joe
    Joe: There will be something to talk about soon,
    Ache: I hope so, Joe
    Joe: like stuff not like this.
    Ache: Like I hope not, Joe
    Joe: I didnt read it,
    Ache: That's too bad, Joe
    Joe: way too long,
    Ache: Yes, Joe. It's like War & Peace, Joe
    Joe: but I assume there could be good cracks in there...
    Ache: If you say so, Joe
    Joe: But you really do have too much time on you hands...
    Ache: Yes, Joe. Me and Tolstoy both, Joe
    Joe: Training Camp starts in 10 days...
    Ache: Yes, Joe

     

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    Training camp in 10 days!!!!

     
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    Yes, Joe!

    By the way my initial reaction upon seeing the thread posted was the same as yours: too long lol

     
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    In response to Quagmire3's comment:


    ache, I must admit that was hilarious! But I look at all the time you obviously put into that, and wonder why you would take that much time out of your life to focus on Rusty?! Another head he is living in rent free.



    "Giggedy, Giggedy!"





    Just having a little fun here, Quag. Rusty isnt in my head. I actually like him and find him entertaining, well informed, knowledgeable. He rubs some the wrong way, but he's generally been polite with me. So I am not a Rusty basher if that's what you think

    Glad you like the thread though

     
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    In response to 42AND46's comment:



    HAHAHAHA! I gotta admit Achy a CLASSIC and 100% accurate




    I still say you went AWOL last year, but thank you

     
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    In response to ghostofjri37's comment:


    Achy, some of your best work!!!!!    LMAO





    Thanks, jri!

     
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    In response to OnlyDaTruth's comment:

    lmao.....that was funny.  What a great way to start the week on a happy note :)


    Youre not fooling anyone, Bustchise

    Just kidding

    Thanks

     
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    In response to AyyyBoston's comment:

    When I saw the author of the thread, I just had to give it a read. I'm glad I did...LOL.



    Glad you liked it. Thank you

     
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    If Rusty IM'd with Bill Belichick

     


    Rusty: Bill! Hi!
    Bill: Hello, Rusty *groan*
    Rusty: How's it goin' tonight?
    Bill: Was goin' great til about 2 seconds ago, why?
    Rusty: No reason. Just wondering
    Bill: Yeah, well, nice talking to you, Rus, but I'm very busy right now
    Rusty: Ah, okay. no problem. Didnt mean to disturb you
    Bill: Thank you, Rusty
    Rusty: Saw you were online. Just thought I'd say hello
    Bill: Yeah, lucky me
    Rusty: Well, good night, Bill
    Bill: Pleasure as always, Rus *eyeroll*
    Rusty: One quick thing before I go
    Bill: What's that? *groan*
    Rusty: Was wondering if you'd evaluate my performance at the Front Burner Forum
    Bill: The Front Burner what?
    Rusty: It's a Patriots message board, Bill. I'm its resident BB groupie
    Bill: Oh, that. Yes *ugh*
    Rusty: I throttle the feeble Cupcake Guild for you everyday
    Bill: Ive been meaning to talk to you about that, Rus
    Rusty: Bludgeon the Irrationals
    Bill: I know you mean well and everything
    Rusty: Vanquish trolls, especially the smelly Jets ones
    Bill: But your entire approach in there
    Rusty: One guy in particular named Bustchise who has 40 screen names he signs in and out of all day
    Bill: Troubles me
    Rusty: He's a flippin', dorky inbred Jets fan 45 year old virgin from New Jersey
    Bill: Hold on a second, would you please?
    Rusty: He works at a movie theater selling Milk Duds for a living. LOSER
    Bill: Yes, I know he is
    Rusty: So what's the problem?
    Bill: You. YOU are the problem!
    Rusty: Me?
    Bill: Yes, you
    Rusty: Huh?
    Bill: Every time you open your #### mouth in that Front Burner place, you make me look bad
    Rusty: What? No I dont!!
    Bill: Your manner, Rusty...It's arrogant and outrageous
    Rusty: Huh? Why? Because I defend you? I call it "reminding the idiots that I'm right" after they attack me for posting an unpopular, but correct, opinion
    Bill: You are overbearing, and your Brady bashing is excessive
    Rusty: Fact! Matthew Mulligan had a better post season than Brady last year. Not even remotely up for debate
    Bill: Fact! Your hostility toward Tom is beyond weird. It's disgraceful, and you should be ashamed of yourself
    Rusty: Oh geesh. Now youre sounding like a pink hat, Bill. Has mthurl taken over your Yahoo or something? lol
    Bill: You act like the little professor in there
    Rusty: Nope. You are confusing me with that monkey, zbellino
    Bill, No, I'm not confusing you with anybody, Rusty
    Rusty. Yes you are, and youre starting to #### me off, Bill
    Bill: Youre always talking down to people and lecturing lecturing lecturing
    Rusty: Baloney
    Bill: Like John Silber used to only worse
    Rusty: That is simply not true, and you know it
    Bill: Yes, it is true
    Rusty: MORON!
    Bill: And youre gonna have to change, or else...WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??
    Rusty: (oop!) Nothing, Bill!!
    Bill: Have you lost your mind, Rusty?
    Rusty: Umm *gulp*
    Bill: Who in the #### do you think youre talking to?
    Rusty: Let me explain!
    Bill: Explain what? You just called me a #### MORON!
    Rusty: No, I didnt. Youre a genius!
    Bill: Yes, you damn did
    Rusty: No, I didnt mean you, Bill!
    Bill: The hell, you didnt
    Rusty: I meant this ummm...BBW
    Bill: This what?
    Rusty: A Brady Ball Washer named TFB12. He's the moron!
    Bill: Nice backpedal, Rusty. Now Ive heard everything
    Rusty: He's the ultimate Millenial dork deluxe, Bill
    Rusty: Says he's married with kids.Thinks saying so gives him some kind of board superiority. Laughable
    Rusty: He cant be anymore than 23. Lives on Facebook and Twitter
    Rusty: No human interaction whatsoever. Sad
    Bill: Rusty...
    Rusty: He tries to mask his awkwardness by posting funny pictures, which are good, but he is a social misfit
    Rusty: I would pay money to watch him socialize at a party. It would be hilarious
    Rusty: He even made up a phony story about how he became a Pats fan. Embarrassing
    Bill: Rusty...
    Rusty: No wonder the terrorists hate us. If all Americans were like TFB, I would join Al Qaeda and lead the jihad myself. Just make sure none of my 72 virgins is Bustchise LOL
    Rusty: And another thing...
    Bill: SHUT UP!
    Rusty: Yes, Bill!
    Bill: Ive had enough of your bull #### for one night
    Rusty: Yes, Bill
    Bill: Do you have any idea how annoying you are?
    Rusty: Yes, Bill!
    Rusty: I mean no, Bill
    Bill: How did you get my account name anyway?
    Rusty: My uncle has had season tickets since 1978. I think he gave it to me. Or maybe it was my aunt. I forget actually
    Bill: Nevermind. Just get the hell outta here
    Rusty: Yes, Bill. Didnt mean to upset you
    Bill: And dont come back either
    Rusty: Okay, Bill. I promise I wont message you again
    Bill: Good, now please go
    Rusty: Yes, Bill. Goodnight, Bill
    Bill: Goodnight, Rusty
    Rusty: Thank you for everything, Bill
    Bill: Oh, and Rusty?
    Rusty: Yes, Bill?
    Bill: Next time that mthurl guy says "would of" instead of "would have"...
    Rusty: Yes, Bill?
    Bill: Just let it go, okay?
    Rusty: Yes, Bill. But it's ungrammatical
    Bill: I dont care. Just do as youre told. Following orders (my orders) is the Patriot Way
    Rusty: But he's a teacher, Bill (AP puff pastry lol). He needs to start talking like a big boy now. If I dont correct him, he'll never learn. And furthermore...
    Bill: JUST DO AS YOURE DAMN TOLD, MFer!
    Rusty: Yes, Bill! I will do as I'm damned told! Good night, Bill
    Bill: Good night, Rusty
    Rusty: Good luck this seas--oh, hey wait a second!
    Rusty: I almost forgot
    Rusty: Bill?
    Bill: WHAT?!?
    Rusty: This may be an awkward time to ask...
    Bill: Dont ask then
    Rusty: Just wondering if it'd be okay to send you out a quick selfie
    Bill: No
    Rusty: Nothing fancy. I promise it will be discreet
    Bill: No
    Rusty: Just me in a Speedo striking the Heisman pose
    Bill: No. Absolutely not. N-O. No
    Rusty: Very tasteful, Bill. You have my word
    Bill: NO!
    Rusty: Show Linda. She likes beautiful things. It might turn her on
    Bill: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
    Rusty: Okay, Bill. You win. Well, thank you for the conversation tonight
    Bill: Yeah, it was great *groan*
    Rusty: If there is ever anything I can do for you
    Bill: Youve done enough already
    Rusty: Just let me know
    Bill: Sure thing, Rusty *smh*
    Rusty: BB #1, baby. Did you see my thread?
    Bill: Yes, I saw it
    Rusty: ^^Best coach/GM of all time^^
    Bill: Thank you. I'm signing off now
    Rusty: Not your fault Brady cr*ps himself every January
    Bill: Oh, God. Here we go again
    Rusty: His obsession with the finesse offense has sabotaged our game plans for years. He sold his soul long ago to pursue Gomie's stats. Selfish, entitled, egotistical girlyman...
    Bill: Goodnight, Rusty *eyeroll* [Bill has disconnected from the internet]
    Rusty: Good night, Bill
    Rusty: moron

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    +1. Pegged the creepy stalker perfectly

     
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    In response to 42AND46's comment:
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    who would ever invite him???

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    I probably shouldn't talk to you, Rusty might mess his diaper if a Pats fan talks to a fan from another team.  BTW, why did you stop using that avatar I romoshopped for you? haha!

     
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    In response to 42AND46's comment:
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    who would ever invite him???

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    I probably shouldn't talk to you, Rusty might mess his diaper if a Pats fan talks to a fan from another team.  BTW, why did you stop using that avatar I romoshopped for you? haha!

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    why worry? he already thinks your a "pink-hat Brady ball washer". in his mind, a BB staff sucker and all-around sociopath is better than someone who might actually not be a "yes man" to anything Billy does.

     
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    why worry? he already thinks your a "pink-hat Brady ball washer". in his mind, a BB staff sucker and all-around sociopath is better than someone who might actually not be a "yes man" to anything Billy does.

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    LMAO!! 

    It amazes me Rusty even comes here anymore.  He is such a drama queen.  Imagine what this place would be like without him.... or even a different him.   If he would have only received some attention as a child this place would be a totally different place.  

     
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    Just having a little fun here, Quag. Rusty isnt in my head. I actually like him and find him entertaining, well informed, knowledgeable. He rubs some the wrong way, but he's generally been polite with me. So I am not a Rusty basher if that's what you think

    Glad you like the thread though

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    No, Rusty isn't in Ache's head, Ache's head is up Rusty's butt.   Hence the "ache".

    Where's your Summer "Most Interesting Poster" thread Baba Wawa?

     
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    In response to cousteau's comment:
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    why worry? he already thinks your a "pink-hat Brady ball washer". in his mind, a BB staff sucker and all-around sociopath is better than someone who might actually not be a "yes man" to anything Billy does.




    LMAO!! 


    It amazes me Rusty even comes here anymore.  He is such a drama queen.  Imagine what this place would be like without him.... or even a different him.   If he would have only received some attention as a child this place would be a totally different place.  


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    he comes here to "cleanse" the board of pink hat, millennial losers that don't worship at the teat of BB and accept him as the almighty. even though he constantly wants trolls gone from his personal adoration site, he engages them non stop and then complains that they are posting. his double speak is beyond belief

     
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    Sorry AcheNot, my post was deleted, have no idea why.  I wrote ....  I like reading your stuff, it always entertains me and I wish you would do more of it.  Then I included the animated gif of BB clapping and AcheNot was flashing on the applause sign.  Again, have no idea why it was deleted.

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    Just having a little fun here, Quag. Rusty isnt in my head. I actually like him and find him entertaining, well informed, knowledgeable. He rubs some the wrong way, but he's generally been polite with me. So I am not a Rusty basher if that's what you think

    Glad you like the thread though

     

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    I knew all along something is wrong with you, but I give you a pass since you entertain me. 

     
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    Just having a little fun here, Quag. Rusty isnt in my head. I actually like him and find him entertaining, well informed, knowledgeable. He rubs some the wrong way, but he's generally been polite with me. So I am not a Rusty basher if that's what you think

    Glad you like the thread though

     

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    I knew all along something is wrong with you, but I give you a pass since you entertain me. 

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    "Duped" by the psychopath.  Just like BB by Hernandez.

     
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    Good Stuff!!

     
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    [QUOTE]lmao.....that was funny.  What a great way to start the week on a happy note :)[/QUOTE]

    Youre not fooling anyone, Bustchise

    Just kidding

    Thanks

     

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    LMAO....it's all good brah. Most people here, like you and me, actually have a sense of humor :)

     
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    Where's your Summer "Most Interesting Poster" thread Baba Wawa?


    It's Most "Intriguing" Posters list, you numbskull. After two installments Ive decided to retire the franchise

    I'm afraid if I ever posted another one, Joepatsfan would go bananas on me again

     
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    Sorry AcheNot, my post was deleted, have no idea why.  I wrote ....  I like reading your stuff, it always entertains me and I wish you would do more of it.  Then I included the animated gif of BB clapping and AcheNot was flashing on the applause sign.  Again, have no idea why it was deleted.


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    Well, that's weird. Not the first time a post has been deleted for no apparent reason though

    Sorry I missed it. I love that gif of BB. He looks to be in such good humor:)

     
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    "Duped" by the psychopath.  Just like BB by Hernandez.




    pezz, are you and Rusty still going at it on the "Brady #3" thread?

    The "in response to" total in that thing got up to over 20, I think, which is a forum record

    I'm hoping it reaches 30 or even 40. Each post will be ten feet tall lol


     
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